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dear sir.
could you pls help wit codez?
i needs to create website with object oriented desin patters in java using c and embeded an i wan to use typescript insted of cofeescript on client endside.
is urgentz homewrk ned to be finis tommorow!!!
im srry for bad englis 
than you
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Sander Rossel wrote: im srry for bad englis than you
R u xUre? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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txtspk is not only bad English - it's even bad manners! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, recent study has concluded that proper use of grammar and punctuation are considered bad manners!
Don't end a text with a period, people will think you're rude.
Really, don't do it. Period.
The study was heavily criticized by the way.
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Sander Rossel wrote: The study was heavily criticized by the way.
How rude of you to put a period at the end of that
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You forgot that is also has to run on Android!
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You clearly don't understand your own question, so I'll post you some links to my other answers that aren't at all related and vote to close the question as unanswerable.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't forget to post a link to Google as well.
People will surely upvote you for it!
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You really dislike him. Don't you?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Strange that you would recognise someone from that behaviour... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I remember some time back someone here shared a space ship simulation program. Somehow I recall it was you. Am I right? If yes, could you please share it again? I lost it sometime back.
Just to make you feel better, urgentz linqs plzzzzzzz
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Nope, wasn't me.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Oh. Sorry. I need to search in my drives. Should be somewhere.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Do you mean Kerbal Space Program?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: It's been four years since I last visited the Q/A section with the intent of answering a question. I'm much more calm and relaxed...
Four years to recover, 30 seconds to relapse. 
Marc
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I don't want anyone to make the mistake of assuming I don't still walk around armed... Any relapse would be quite ugly.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Internet of things...bah we want Internet of guns. That's when JSOP will OOPs the elephant out of idiots.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: we want Internet of guns
Vote Republican! That way, we everyone will know when you buy one off the Internet! (no wait, that would be a Democratic rider on the legislature) 
Marc
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Fellow maniacs, I know we're having fun here ... but, I have to say that being reminded that minds with the quality, and attainments, of JSP, Nagy, Marc, Keith don't want to come play in the field of dreams where, oh yes, homework is shirked, gimmez galore genuflect at the feet of fantasized all-wish-fulfilling-cows (loose translation of a wonderful term from Sanskrit-Hindi, that, referring to the sense that every aspect of the sacred cow is good for humanity) ...
... and yet, there are rare moments of real connection, the goodness of sensing your own awareness and understanding increases as you replay and regurgitate what you have introjected, and question your assumptions. Yes, perhaps that is a veneer of fantasy painted over the rough-surface of "real-life."
And, truth be told, there are some brilliant QA oar-pullers at present, some fairly recent on the scene like Sascha Lefevre, and Afzaal Amin, as well as the one-and-onlys who endure, like OriginalGriff, and, yes, Sith-Lord SAK, and CPallini, Dave K, Richard Deeming, Richard MacCutchan, Piebald, Avjinata, CHill, Maciej ... and others.
but, this sense that certain bearers of magnificently ripe mental melons, filled with the sweetest technical juices, are shunning the playground because the dogs sometimes get loose without their muzzles on ... brings up a kind of sad feeling, perhaps what the Portugese would call saudade, or the Turks hüzün, or Japanese mono no aware ... a sense of connections missed ... of fragile potential not realized in action.
But, hey this is an old man singing here in the key of be-flattened; what do you expect: [^] ?
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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That's a mouthful...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Drugs. Lots and lots and lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
Which movie?
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One of these ones?[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Enchanted[^] of course - you gave it all away in the quote... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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App Store - Any Edition
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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iTunes: Survival Kit.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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