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You are up on Monday, congrats on solving 
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Good one but what does two pictures are displayed mean ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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first 4 chars picture one -> Trashbin/Junk
second 4 chars picture two -> Burger
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Facebook
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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2B 2W
But it's already solved 
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There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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CBadger wrote: Is this true?
You mean whether this is an ancient joke? Yep, that's true. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Thank you, I will then file this under the historic data folder thanks.
I would get my coat but in this heat I never brought one with me. Can I borrow yours? 
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I think they should try to close all windows and restart the car... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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They could also try to reinstall the engine... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I would suggest replacing the boot.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Igor Sikorsky about testing the VS-300 helicopter prototype:
"Quote: In those early days, the Chief Engineer was almost always the Chief Pilot as well. This had the automatic result of eliminating poor engineering very early in aviation.
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This kind of Darwinism in software development would certainly eliminate many problems.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 18-Dec-15 8:22am.
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If at first you don't succeed, you can't try again.
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But, the reason the brakes failed was the engineer had his foot on the brakes, and the programmer was strangling the manager who had his hands on the wheel with one hand, while sticking the elbow of his other arm into the ribs of the engineer.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Why do some Italian soldiers have a dead chicken on their helmets?
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Because they can afford it.
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To get to the other side?
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There was a typo and the space went missing when they were told to "put your cap on[^]"?
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Reminds me of an episode of 'Allo 'Allo, where someone asks the Italian officer "Why are wearing on your 'ed a dead 'en?" - seemed quite funny in a cod French accent, 20 years ago.
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"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!"
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Because it would just look silly to wear a blue whale on their heads!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's their ration pack?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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