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OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 6:00

15-Oct-15 6:00

I am aware of who Boys One are: and I need no reminders! Dead | X|

Ask Nagy though - he loves them! Laugh | :laugh:

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Gittum15-Oct-15 5:54

Gittum

15-Oct-15 5:54

Yes. The thickness of the Layer measures the level of the stupidity. By the way what is the thickness level at yours $Shucks | :-\$

OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 6:02

15-Oct-15 6:02

I don't think I have a stick long enough to measure my personal Bozone Layer thickness: it varies from microns to miles according to my caffeine intake!

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Gittum15-Oct-15 6:12

Gittum

15-Oct-15 6:12

jeron115-Oct-15 6:18

jeron1

15-Oct-15 6:18

Since these people have mass and are dense, then I guess the Higgs Bozone must make it though.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Descartes, Move Over.

W∴ Balboos, GHB15-Oct-15 4:45

15-Oct-15 4:45

An earlier post got that "I think therefore I am" quote of Descartes in my head. The only rational way to purge it, of course, is the lounge. Hence, I will seed what I hope builds to a thread of monumental philosophical importance:

I Code therefore I Debug

And some lesser contributions:

I stink therefore I Bathe

I Eat therefore I fart.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Jeremy Falcon15-Oct-15 4:46

Jeremy Falcon

15-Oct-15 4:46

W∴ Balboos wrote:
I Eat therefore I fart.

I type therefore I scratch my balls. Unsure | :~

Jeremy Falcon

W∴ Balboos, GHB15-Oct-15 4:47

15-Oct-15 4:47

And lest we forget:

I Share Too Much therefore I am Shunned

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Richard Deeming15-Oct-15 4:48

Richard Deeming

15-Oct-15 4:48

I think I'm thinking, therefore I might possibly be.

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Duncan Edwards Jones15-Oct-15 4:49

Duncan Edwards Jones

15-Oct-15 4:49

Addition ergo sum*

*It all adds up to something

OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 4:49

15-Oct-15 4:49

W∴ Balboos wrote:
I Code therefore I Debug

Um. Have you been to QA recently?

W∴ Balboos wrote:
I stink therefore I Bathe

Many people stink. Some do not bathe...but Gawd I wish they would! And why do I get stuck behind them in the supermarket? Dead | X|

W∴ Balboos wrote:
I Eat therefore I fart.

You are clearly eating the wrong foods. I fart twice a month, whether I need to or not. However, for some reason we have bought a duvet that farts and blames it on me...

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W∴ Balboos, GHB15-Oct-15 4:52

15-Oct-15 4:52

OriginalGriff wrote:
I fart twice a month, whether I need to or not.

Explaining why the sudden uptick in seismic activity.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Richard Deeming15-Oct-15 4:55

Richard Deeming

15-Oct-15 4:55

OriginalGriff wrote:
However, for some reason we have bought a duvet that farts and blames it on me...

I'm surprised the cat hasn't picked up that trick yet. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 5:09

15-Oct-15 5:09

Oh, Dij used to - when he was a kitten you would not believe the sheer volume of stench something that fits in a shirt pocket could produce!

Fortunately, he has matured with age and doesn't do that indoors any more.

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RUs12315-Oct-15 4:53

RUs123

15-Oct-15 4:53

Reminds me of this joke (might be a leslie):

Descartes went to a bar and the bartender asks him: "Coffee Mr. Descartes?"
To which he replies: "I think not!" and disappears.

W∴ Balboos, GHB15-Oct-15 4:55

15-Oct-15 4:55

Were I not a gentleman I'd be sorely tempted to suggest that you don't get out enough.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

RUs12315-Oct-15 4:58

RUs123

15-Oct-15 4:58

In that case I would respectfully request the permission of acquiring my coat upon exit.

Worried Brown Eyes15-Oct-15 22:18

Worried Brown Eyes

15-Oct-15 22:18

I'm pink,therefore I'm Spam

No FSOW OTD today??

Brittle161815-Oct-15 2:22

Brittle1618

15-Oct-15 2:22

Am I the only one waiting for FSOW OTD?

Did anyone see Mr. Rage anywhere? He was supposed to post it As he was up for today.

HobbyProggy15-Oct-15 2:23

HobbyProggy

15-Oct-15 2:23

I'm waiting for it 2

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Brittle161815-Oct-15 2:32

Brittle1618

15-Oct-15 2:32

You should declare punishment of 20 pixels on back for those who win the game but don't post one the next day and Wink | ;)

HobbyProggy15-Oct-15 2:39

HobbyProggy

15-Oct-15 2:39

Well according to the rules it's illegal to answer and not posting !

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 2:26

15-Oct-15 2:26

You can "remind" people by going to their home page: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/View.aspx?mid=29249[^] and then entering the "At-code" immediately below the username in your message. In this case @Rage - that sends them an email to say "You have been mentioned" and that encourages them to visit and go "oh damn, forgot to do that".

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HobbyProggy15-Oct-15 2:41

HobbyProggy

15-Oct-15 2:41

@Th3F3aR
you shall not mention me!

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

OriginalGriff15-Oct-15 2:43