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I'm having the same problem with a large bottle of cheap scotch. Let me know if you discover a solution!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hehe, the old saying from my youth was "Bundy makes you spastic™"
That stuff's as aussie as Austen Tayshus' Australiana[^]
Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
(For our sensitive readers - and no, I don't mean spastic as in cerebral palsy. I mean so drunk you're useless)
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enhzflep wrote: Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
I've been going for over 9 hours already. Not sure how much longer things will go.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh well, glad to see things appear to be working out well then.
Hope the morning's not too painful! 
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When I nail the Flying Spaghetti Monster up, is the pasta cooked or uncooked.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Cooked al dente - you can't get the nails through the dry stuff without it splintering.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would a standard cross be sufficient to pin all of the Flagellum of His Monstrousness?
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Easter Sunday down the pub having a beer or ten and a feed.
The kids are at the Sydney Royal Easter Show and I have Netflix, beer and Bundy OP at home when I get home.
Also have a computer to build. Should be fun to see what it looks like tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well at least you are right with the title. 
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He's my Mexican mate, not that white, blonde haired, blue eyed, middle eastern fictional bloke.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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regerteast wrote: You need help.
Yet it is you who needs to believe that sky pixies are real to cope with your life.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Jesus Christ died so we can overcome death.
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Michael Martin wrote: my Mexican mate
In that case it is "Hey Zeus"
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Nueman wrote: In that case it is "Hey Zeus"
That's what I wrote, just I'm a bit pissed and elongate my words.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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If he were of Middle Eastern extraction, it would be highly unlikely that he would be white, blond, and blue-eyed. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: If he were of Middle Eastern extraction, it would be highly unlikely that he would be white, blond, and blue-eyed.
Precisely my point.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Should be fun to see what it looks like tomorrow.
Put away any superglue you have before you start building it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not only superglue but spray paint too. It's a big problem in australia
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regerteast wrote: Not only superglue but spray paint too. It's a big problem in australia
Says the Merkin that couldn't find Australia on a map.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Careful not to get any blow flies superglued to the inside of your nose
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HE is Risen 
Atheism's Attack on Christianity Destroying American Liberty[^]
The ‘freedom loving’ Atheist (if there is such a thing) may need to declare a truce with Christians and start focusing on the Marxist-Communist takeover of this country. Despite (the poster-boy for religious right demonization) former President George W. Bush’s perceived offenses, it’s the secular-commies in charge who are the true threat to American freedom and prosperity.
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He is as real as Pinnochio but the story isn't as entertaining.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Jesus Christ is demonstrably real, and came to die as a man so that those in bondage to sin could once again achieve eternal life and fellowship with the Father. There is ONE WAY to the Father, and that is through the sacrifice of his Son Jesus Christ.
Can you imagine sending your child to suffer on behalf of someone who personally wronged you, so that they might have mercy and escape punishment? Can you imagine the love required? No. And THAT is the story of the Cross, that through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, we received Mercy (an opportunity to avoid the eternity of torment in hell that we have brought upon ourselves), and GRACE (an opportunity to return into fellowship with God and live eternally in heaven), and that through his presence on Earth as the only Sinless man, and choosing to die the sinner's death, he might conquer death, and provide a way out. see, that is the true story of the Cross. It is not that we are all good people, but that we are all sinners who are justifbly damned through original sin and God didn't have to do anything. BUT HE was so moved by his Love, that he went infinitely above and beyond, sent his own Son to suffer, and offered us a way into eternal fellowship with HIM. 
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Typical sky pixie fanatic: trying to drag religion into World Chocolate Egg Day! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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