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When a friend asked me to use horticulture in a sentence and I responded: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" is not what they were looking for.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Very, very funny! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 29-Feb-16 8:48am.
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Since almost no one's here yet, I read this aloud. It's apparently a two-groaner and a one +'er.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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 and on similar lines,
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
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Mike Hankey wrote: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"
Was that the reason for divorce Nr.1 or was it Nr. 2?
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yes.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I see! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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That joke must be nearly a hundred years old. Dorothy Parker I believe.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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But can you find that post in the lounge?
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Nah, only this effort from 2008[^]
Although due to the unique way CodeProject is funded you can't actually get to the post, just view it in the Search results.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Some whores do have culture. The rest have cultures.
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You forgot to credit Dorothy Parker.
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Yes I noticed it, too. While there is no mention of something specific, in the keywords list below the strip, you'll find "guest artist". I still find it odd that Scott Adams didn't bother to add a little more than that...
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Well that sort of explians it...
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Look INTO the image...Between the first and second part: VACATION ARTIST: JOHN GLYNN
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ah, I did miss that. 
Now I wonder if that guy is an artist at being on vacation, or someone trying to be an artist while on vacation 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Sorry lack of coffee error!
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And XKCD hasn't updated yet either... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Randal's been late repeatedly recently.
The last time he had chronic ontime posting issues was when his fiancee was diagnosed with cancer. I hope his current problems don't mean it's returned[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The other posters noted actual stuff about guest artists. I just noted that in the lower right corner there was a signature which (1) is usually not there, and (2) was 'Scott Adams'.
If it's really disturbing, tilt you monitor away from you until the distortion counteracts the drawing's distortion.
Oh - yeah - it is a good strip.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh I agree, it is good, I just didn't see the guest artist blurb I thought Uber had an effect on Asok and Wally by proxy!
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