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Movie Quote Of The Day
If you stayed on top of things, you'd understand that the traditional checks are not 100% fool-proof. This last test was designed by the head of nuclear science at Caltech, a Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre, along with Dr. Irving and Professor Griffin and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan, know that it is best when you have a baseline screen situation to achieve a pulsopular cataclysmic calibration or something we like to call the Shaq Attack.
Which movie?
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Debbie Does the MIT? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now you've named it, they'll probably make it... 
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Why not? Can't be worse than the other/original movie 
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V. wrote: r. Irving and Professor Griffin and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan,
It was not me.
I am not now, and never have been, a member of the Tu Tang Clan, nor have I been involved with pulsopular cataclysmic calibrations, or Shaq Attacks. As far as I am concerned, they are all what my mother warned me to stay away from: bad company.
I will admit to having been involved in a few explosive hardware episodes, but none that have caused (or threatened) mass destruction. Bouncing IC's off the ceiling doesn't count.
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The carpenters
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Star Trek: Scottie's Revenge
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yesterday my wife came across a Facebook quiz - which is the odd one out, from three choices.
The first question asked for the odd one from:
Albert Einstein
Stephen Hawking
John Nash
I gave my wife a choice:
John Nash - pure mathematician as opposed to astrophysicists OR the only one suffering a mental illness
Stephen Hawking - the only one still alive OR the only one without a Nobel Prize
Albert Einstein - the only Jew OR the only one who changed citizenship (five times!)
Who would you go for?
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John Nash: only one who hasn't been on both The Simpsons and Star Trek TNG.
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OriginalGriff wrote: only one who hasn't been on both The Simpsons and Star Trek TNG.
Now that is the answer that FB users would know about.
Marc
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I think it's a trick Question - It's Cinderella that is the odd one out, because she's not a real person!
Drinking? At 9 in the morning? I would never! (Naja, ALMOST never)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 2-Jun-16 4:07am.
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Johnny J. wrote: Drinking? At 9 in the morning? I would never!
It's almost certainly 9AM somewhere in the world, most of the day... 
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It's also 6 PM, so time for a cocktail.
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Yeah, but it's also ....[^]
(Link SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Albert Einstein - the other two had oscars about their actual lives as opposed to the Yahoo Serious version of Einstein's.
This space for rent
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Albert Einstein, I always thought he was kind of odd 
The real question is why are you married to someone who does quizzes on Facebook? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Albert Einstein, I always thought he was kind of odd
Actually, oddity is the one thing they all have in common. 
Sander Rossel wrote: The real question is why are you married to someone who does quizzes on Facebook?
In her defence, she likes to keep in contact with her family, who are spread out over 75 degrees of latitude and 150 degrees of longitude. 
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Chris C-B wrote: she likes to keep in contact with her family
A paltry defence for ..
1) her being on Facebook
2) her doing quizzes on Facebook
3) you marrying her
You're gonna have to come up with something better than that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Chris C-B wrote: keep in contact with her family
And doing quizzes on Facebook is a requirement!? 
By the way, what Disney princess is she? My quiz said I'm Aurora from Sleeping Beauty
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Nash. The American's the odd one out in any list (even a list of three Americans) by definition!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Chris C-B wrote: Who would you go for?
A coffee -- but only after having mapped facebook to 127.0.0.1 on the missus' machine, like it is on all of mine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No coding questions in the lounge please. Post in the Q&A forum.
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Given that you already posted this in the correct place over an hour ago - 40 minutes before you posted this here - it's pretty damn rude to ignore "don't post this here" messages...
How can I print gridview with all columns ?[^]
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