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They started a rock band called '999 Meg'. They are still waiting to do a Gig.
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They've been trying to get a gig for the last six months[^], and they still haven't succeeded. I think it's time to give up and try something else. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Slacker007 wrote: Cute. +24
Now they are 1023 Meg... still no gig!
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"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'm going away
But I'll be back
Though I go 10,000 miles[^]
Personally I've never had to go 10000 miles to get to Southend. It just felt like it! (Pa dom tish!)
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Even if it hadn't been cancelled, why would anybody travel 10,000 miles for a football match, it's beyond me.
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Display Name Taken wrote: why would anybody
For the glory of satan football of course!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Display Name Taken wrote: why would anybody travel 10,000 miles for a football match, it's beyond me.
He didn't, and the report doesn't say he did, remarkably they managed to report what actually happened.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It wasn't actually the sole reason for his trip.
He was touring Europe and took (or tried to take) the opportunity to engage in nostalgia.
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Well, at least he beat The Proclaimers[^]. 
Ha! Now you'll have that song stuck in your head all day. My work here is done. 😈
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It stuck in my head way before you named it! 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I would like to raise you with "we all live in the yellow submarine the yellow submarine"
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The only tune I can remember how to play on piano for some reason.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Member 9082365 wrote: Personally I've never had to go 10000 miles to get to Sarfend
FTFY.
Once in a blue moon we'd go to the casino at the Kursaal[^] for an evening of sheer boredom. 
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I won't bother with the link as the b'tards expect you to pay for their content!
But the Torygraph as kindly explained how remote and distant the International Space Station is from home. Yes, at 250 miles above the Earth, the ISS is nearly as far away as Scarborough.
But it is still safer and more welcoming.
veni bibi saltavi
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'How far is my navel from my toe ?' said the omphaloskeptic.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ISS is nearly as far away as Scarborough.
Only very, very briefly!
It orbits every 92 minutes at about 5 miles per second, so unless Scarborough is also running away from London really, really fast it's going to be 20,000 miles away in half an hour or so (using Top Gear Maths instead of a calculator)
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Stop being sensible that man! We're talking about the Torygraph.
And while we're at it, I hear Briton First are planning a march about our top astroturf joining ISIS! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, orbital mechanics is a bit beyond them.
I'm not convinced they know the world is round yet...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I won't bother with the link as the b'tards expect you to pay for their content!
The first 20 articles a month are free. After that you switch to Incognito (or clear your cache) to get another 20 articles. Rinse and repeat. You're not really paying for it are you?
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No, I don't. But I don't want to link back to the Torygraph and then have that show up in my history!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I won't bother with the link as the b'tards expect you to pay for their content!
For those of us that have no clue what you're talking about, and also misread the subject line as "TOYgraph", a link might actually be useful. 
Marc
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The Torygraph[^] is a British right-wing paper that stands somewhere between Old Fashioned Family Values and Gengis Khan or, if you're a Toupe Wearing Diatribe Engine standing for the Republican Nomination, a Pinko-Lefty-Rag.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: nearly as far away as Scarborough
Even if you're in Scarborough? That's gotta be a bit scary. Still at least they've had fair warning[^]!
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Pah! Install CCleaner or similar. Everytime it barfs I open the app at Cookies and delete the Telegraph cookies. Job done. Pay for it? NEVER!
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