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If I were ever to get married again I would take the future ex house shopping so she could get the one she wanted.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I have a programmer collegue who made the perfect deal: He moved in with his future wife in her house, and when they got divorced, he kept the house... Dunno how he got away with that, but he did... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Damn he lucked into that one. My perfect wife will be rich and have a bad cough.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If someone was cheating would that be a stack overflow?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Did it throw annul reference exception?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can't compete with that: you win the internetz. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps this can be prevented by using the singleton pattern?
/ravi
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I agree, I think this guy was using an unholy combination of the vistor and join patterns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's sad when a union has no structure.
/ravi
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Coutuples must try harder and goto great lengths && keep their issues private to their home. if it becomes public, their relationship will become volatile, virtually breaking itself, and throwing their love lives into a void.
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That sounds like a very abstract argument.
/ravi
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How much more explicit should I be?
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return to the discussion. Are you sleeping? Fine, I rest my case.
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Cordless phone sitting on my desk
Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head
Cat jumps on lap
Trips on headset wire in mid leap
Phone falls to floor
Headset rips off my head
Customer wonders what all the cussing is about.
Marc
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Did the cat says anything?
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On Saturday, I was at a friend's house deconstructing a dryer (we wanted pieces for other projects). When I went to load the shell into the trailer, the sheet metal back, which had refused to budge all day, slid off and onto my exposed foot - where my foot meets my leg.
Slice, bleed, 10 stitches, but no cussing.
The expression was "Son of a biscuit!!!!". Repeatedly... as my friend said, a lot of biscuits were made.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Slice, bleed, 10 stitches, but no cussing.
Ouch! Hopefully no injured nerves, muscles, or tendons!
Marc
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It should be fine... the cut doesn't hurt now, but the arch where the needles went in to numb it hurts when my foot bends.
It provided a good lesson to the kids I work with on the importance of Personal Protection Equipment.
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Here[^]. Go watch it.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: Go watch it.
 That is great!
Marc
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Did you notice the computer in background?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Wow. Is that an original IBM PS-2 or something?
Marc
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I have no clue. I was amazed by what looks like a CRT monitor and really ugly keyboard. I am a simpleton.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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