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glennPattonNotInThePUB wrote: On the hunt for a job
Sorry to hear that, I thought you were at a new place.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Started a contract for a firm, got so far asked for £X, big disagreement 'you said £Y', I didn't but that's for another day, so still waiting for for there input, just walked away...
Ooh yeah will change status back...
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Bummer, hope you find something soon!
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Cheers dude! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Stay away from Glassdoor. When I put my resume there, I immediately get spammed with junk job offer scams. It's not worth it.
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Ah Ha! that explains some of ahem 'rubbish' I have been getting.
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And that me off down an IMDB hole, I am going to get something to eat...
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Have you tried the new variety[^]?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Fed & eaten, now for IMDB rabbit hole!
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And with that thought, time for dinns...
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It's enough to make you want to top yourself.
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"Dheepan is a Sri Lankan Tamil warrior who flees to France and ends up working as a caretaker outside Paris."
Wow.
Must see.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tell me about it. A film about an immigrant caretaker in Paris would be sooo boring.
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"Paris Does Immigrant Caretakers"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And, I'm sorry to admit, there's over-absorption with entertainment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does an imaginative assassin specialise in surprise endings?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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the surprise is on the assassinated, so yes! I d prefer to think of an assassin marketing themselves as meticulous rather than imaginative!
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Oh, I dunno.
There are some people for whom a "normal" exit just wouldn't be enough! 
The Imaginative Assassin could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: could probably charge a premium for "special" jobs.
Like Paris in the springtime? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Are we talking "Death by Hilton" here? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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