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The Trump That Stole Christmas
This space for rent
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The Good, The Bad and the Very Dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Coma?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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"The Samsung engineers's dream".
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Hole in one?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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One what?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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All the president's men - shortened version.
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Ok. We can pack Angie M. in a (soap)box and send her down to you. All we want in return is your is your guaranteed useless committee.
Is there a word with even more double letters?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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 = ZZZzzzzzzzz....
If you consider it as a word.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If I could only remember what it means...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It has been a while since I went on a boat ride on the Mississippi down to St. Louis.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Addressee. (Not with more number of double letters, but with the same number as Committee).
modified 16-Dec-16 2:58am.
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Bookkeeper's got three, too. Can't think of a bigger one, off the cuff, but you can probably make a few by adding the suffix "~lessness"
[edit] Possessionlessness works, and they're all double S.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not go for Bookkeeperlessness? 
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CDP1802 wrote: Is there a word with even more double letters?
Yes: subbookkeeper[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That reminds me of disappearing accountants. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We don't leesen to no steenken ferner from Singapore.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 16-Dec-16 4:18am.
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Perhaps they're doing things as well as they can already.. great to know your government has such a good grip on things..
You'd have thought they would have recommended pay rises and bonuses all round for such great work.. that's usually a given 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: After 2 years work, no recommendations.
Ours would have actively made the situation worse. That's just how we roll.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I believe this is related to Agile Development.
They were setting up a way to test their recommendations and then they'd come up with some.
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Well - have you ever heard a Scotsman, or Welshman - or (shudder) someone from the Southern USA?
Those examples should explain quite well as to why the simian brethren decided it best to remain silent and be considered "dumb" rather then speak and remove all doubt.
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