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How about the girls? If they are given the same number too, and they do NOT screw 100% internationally, then the math doesn't .... fit.
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That works out at 2.3125 a day.
0.3125!!
How can 4 inches of condom be useful to anyone?
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Pom Pey wrote:
How can 4 inches of condom be useful to anyone?
Well - if you roll it up a bit it won't be too big for you.
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I really don't want to know, do you think they will have any energy left for sports?
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It's probably to give them somewhere to store the "clean" urine samples...
I'm losing all confidence in anyone involved to be clean these days. 
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I refuse to watch the Olympics until they eliminate all of the style "sports".
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I know what you mean: "synchronised swimming" for Elephants sake!
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OriginalGriff wrote: "synchronised swimming" for Elephants
I must have missed that one.
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Busby Berkeley is spinning in his grave.
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The big stress of the competition and the testesteron when winning leads to high sexual activities.
I read somewhere that the olympic camp is a red hot mating scene, because these all young and well trained ladies and men know each other and they are far from home. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Each US olympic athlete is going to be issued 37 free condoms.
I wonder how they arrived at that number?
37 is Putin's favourite number.
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Would it not be easier to just pay them a bit more and let them buy their own?
It would save a few embarrassing questions about size requirements, for a start. Added to which, the exercise they'd get from walking to the shops might just be the difference between silver and gold.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Buying them in place can be difficult, as in some nations it may be exceedingly dangerous. The same applies with the single athletes' baggages so bringing them from home may be impossible.
Add the fact that many people are sexually very ignorant and won't use them unless compelled by the partner (something I will never understand)...
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den2k88 wrote: Buying them in place can be difficult
Unlike all of the performance-enhancing drugs they've taken.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Unlike all of the performance-enhancing drugs they've taken
Seriously, getting a condom in Iran can have you flogged or lynched by a mob of people. Performance enhancing drugs are of no concern to any relidiot so it's probably much safer to get them.
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True, it probably is awkward in some parts of the world - but Tokyo?
I still think it would be a whole lot easier just to say "don't forget to take some" and maybe give the team doctors a back-up supply than issue each individual with a very strange number!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Ok, asiatic people aren't well known for their wiener sizes. I have trouble finding the correct size in Europe, I probably would be driven mad in Japan.
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I know the problem! 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: few embarrassing questions about size requirements
Have you seen how tight the costumes are? Nobody needs to ask about size.
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That's what you get with only one goal: setting the fastest time to finish. You cannot simply achieve that in 1 attempt.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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They started with the average for ski jumpers and went downhill from there?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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We'll let you skate by with that one.
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Guess I'm on thin ice eh?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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