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Stand.
With the seat down.
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Uh? Is anyone watching!!!! 
Look, if you cant aim straight then always sit, regardless.
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Upper deck...every time.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I stand - but sometimes I get sh*t all over the seat.
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Stand. Unless I want to get some reading time in, then sit.
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jesus, just how big is your bladder!
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Depends.
If I get up in the night, I sits.
If I'm fully awake I stands.
The presence of possible flatulence / lumps also can influence my decision.
As yet, I have not designed a computerised aim enhancing tool for the task, or a database to help predict the correct position based on historical information.
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You are surely asking the wrong question.
The answer to the right question is: "As far away as you think the stream will reach".
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Alternatively, go outside and water the flowers.
That said, standing or sitting is less of the concern. I've had several people of the fairer sex complain how men leave the seat up, particularly when they are guests in the minority.
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I use the sink since its closer and doesn't splash 
Hogan
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I hope you lift the plates slightly first
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waiting to grow old enough to wear nappies,
... no need to get up during binge watching sessions,
just line up the snacks and drinks and off we go.
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Behind closed doors, nobody but you should even know whether you were sitting or standing. So the question becomes irrelevant. You do at least close the door, right?
Nobody should have such nasty habits that others can even tell by the state you leave the washroom in.
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As long as you're leaving the toilet and seat clean, I don't care.
And if you do, I don't see that it's anyone's business how you do it.
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An anecdotal story that is only remotely related.
Let me prefix this story by acknowledging that I am not very observant...
Several years back, I attended my wife's family association dinner. During the course of the evening, I sauntered off to the men's room. I was appalled by the amount of 'fluids' that covered literally every single toilet seat - and they were all down. I used my foot to lift one seat, did my thing, took a large wad of tissue, cleaned up for the next person and then proceeded to wash my hands. While washing, a young lady walks in and I mustered all of my indignation to show her she was in the wrong room. She smiled at me and I walked out, still casting an evil eye at her. It was only then that it dawned on me as to who was actually in the wrong room.
Rather embarrassingly, I recounted the scene to my wife, who too smiled. Much to my surprise, she said this state of toilet seats in a womens public washroom was not uncommon. I now make a point of specifically using only the mens public washroom. They too are often 'soiled' but never to the extent I observed that one time.
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Safety measures are required with wrought iron teacups! (11)
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Precautions
anag of iron teacups
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I thought it might last slightly longer than that - I liked that one!
Well done, you are up tomorrow!
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I'm thinking about buying a new development PC as I tend to do a little at home on my laptop but thinking about doing more work from home so need a more powerful machine.
It's been years since I bought a desktop and I have no idea where to start or what is good value these days, or what specs to go for. I am thinking 16GB RAM is a must but other than that I have no idea.
Any suggestions?
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AMD CPU 
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FX 9000
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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intel i7
16 GB or more
SSD for OS and programs and an additional 1 TB or more for your data
A reasonable graphics card, sufficient for at least 2 screens on a high resolution
blazingly fast internet
sufficient USB ports
Something like that 
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