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I'm still waiting for my million dollar check from John Beresford Tipton.
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$2 for a coffee, plus $20 and up for transaction fees...
methinksnot.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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are really only a rudimentary sobriety test.
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The best passwords are four words that aren't common separated by tangentially related symbols. Take that password rule suggestions! 
(Also easy to remember when drunk.)
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Ah ha! Your password is "CorrectHorseBatteryStaple"! 
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Correct!Horse3Battery$Staple:. But close
EDIT: I wonder how many people/bots just tried that password
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Regrettably, they never stopped DD from posting drunk... 
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Fortunately CP allows us to stay logged in forever.
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This past weekend, I asked my father-in-law's Alexa who her favorite Beatle was.
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Good. When I just read your subject line, I thought you were going to post that he died. 
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"Services to Music"? Wasn't he described as "Not the best drummer in the Beatles"?
And look at his company: Nick Clegg? Rick Stein? I'm kinda glad Liz ignored me again this year ...
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Never understood why - he was/is a perfectly good drummer, and certainly up to anything the Beatles' music demanded.
But this whole honours thing has degenerated into a meaningless farce now.
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he was/is a perfectly good Drummer  he is very ok, but far away from perfect/good
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A lot is said about the mediocrity of his style. I think it (his style) stands up pretty well. New Year's honours were never based on talent.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Nick Clegg - the man who won an election by making a promise to young people then immediately rescinded the promise on getting into office.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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A.K.A. "The Teaboy"
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I was just thinking this morning, if you have any children in the next decade or so, you shouldn't name them:
> Alexa
> Cortana
> Orenthal Kierkegard ("OK") Giugelle
> Siri
No hard examples of why or why not, just thinking out loud here...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Or Soapbox.
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Really? Far worse is discussed in the Lounge with no one saying a word about Soapbox. I mention two words and you have to mention the soapbox. Interesting.
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Error: cannot use "==" on types "System.Donald" and "System.Obama". "System.Donald" is a value type (to the 1800s) and "System.Obama" is a reference type (to the 21st century).
modified 30-Dec-17 2:30am.
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Works fine on my computer. Must be user error.
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