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Rage wrote: Code of conduct for pirates
As a CODEr, I plan to write one for real life pirates too 
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Surprisingly not: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code[^]
Pirates had very strict rules - and serious punishments for breaking them. No gambling! Lights out at 8PM! Even bringing a woman on board in disguise was punishable by death! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pirates had very strict rules
So currently they don't HAVE ones (rules, the strict ones)?
Or
We don't have pirates these days? 
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We don't get the same class of pirate these days... 
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Don't forget to tell the kids that they are eating one of the only surviving dinos. That will add so much more to the fun. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I never ever ate a whole turkey, but sometimes I bring home parts to cook and the kids do not understand how a chicken grow soooooo large
(They love the wings roasted with tomatoes and sometimes that wing is larger than a simple chicken)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm just wondering how they have gotten so small. The Allosaurus, Tyrannosaurus or Spinosaurus all were Theropods. The Theropods are also the only group of dinosaurs that have survived and this[^] is the most common Theropod today.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not all of the Theropods where huge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_size[^] - some were a couple of inches long. The smaller ones might have survived better (like mammals did) by having smaller food requirements in a devastated ecology. Just a guess - but look at the range of sizes in mammals - mice / elephants / whales?
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Exactly. The feathers also point to the smaller Theropods. They originally were needed to keep them warm, like fur. the bigger dinosaurs would not have had a problem with keeping warm, much more with not getting too warm and with getting rid of excess heat. Feathers would probably not have been good for the bigger ones.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Give them a gun then it would be fair.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Thanksgiving...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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On the day I shall be giving thanks that I don't live in USA and therefore avoid all this nonsense! I'm really not sure I could ever reconcile giving thanks for a bunch of religious nutters who only came to my country because they couldn't get away with persecuting their fellow Englishmen any more!
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I concur... but I love Roast Turkey, Potatoes, Yorkshire Puddings with gravy and Brussels Sprouts! Yum! I gained six stone in my first few months after moving to the USA and haven't lost more than one of them since!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I gained six stone in my first few months after moving to the USA
That has nothing to do with Thanksgiving...more when in Rome...
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Member 9082365 wrote: giving thanks that I don't live in USA
And we're glad you don't live here either. We both win.  
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Thanksgiving? Stopfighting would make a better message these days...
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FIorian Schneidereit wrote: Stopfighting
And be annihilated quietly! Damn yankees always thinking of fighting back. Who do they think they are?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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My new office computer got Office 2013 on it...I'm with it less then a week, but can't look at Outlook without crying...
There is no any contrast between the areas even in the dark theme...You can not let the OS theme through...
You can set font size for messages to normal (11 - way too small) or big (14 - way to large), but nothing between...
It is just a nightmare...
for years I was able to work with Outlook, but now I'm seriously consider to move on...
I'm sure that someone at Microsoft had a serious head injury somewhere between 2007-2013...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I've been on Outlook 2016 for a few weeks now and isn't too bad.
Definitely agree with the 'someone had a bump on the head.....' statement.
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DaveAuld wrote: Definitely agree with the 'someone had a bump on the head.....' statement.
Several. Fist there was the aftermath of Vista, a brief recovery with Win 7 and from then on everything went steadily downhill.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Did they roll back any of the todo bar changes from 2013?
I tried it at home and then rolled back to 2010. 2013's headline regressions were only allowing a single month of the calendar to be shown (I have 4 up); and limiting calendar appointments to only looking 1 week ahead (1 day at release) vs 4 weeks. The net result was that I ended up with a big chunk of dead space on the lower right corner of my screen; and had to go to the calendar tab itself to maintain a decent overview of what's upcoming vs being able to see far enough ahead on the main view.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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What is it with these guys that they don't like contrast. Maybe if someone smashed them in the head again it would rebalance them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The queue starts in Redmond.
And the end is currently in Buenos Aires...
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Since my morning rant the line stretched down to Patagonia...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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