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 Well, frankly they had it coming to them!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Never take a blonde to B&Q and tell her to "find a Black & Decker" - it'll all end in court... 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Cheryl Tweedy ian't blonde.
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# Sung to the tune of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"
Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.
He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.
He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.
Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...
Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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The weather outside is frightful,
But the gin in my glass delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow!
Oh we show no signs of stopping,
And now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low.
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow.
Let it Flow!!
When we finally drink it dry,
How we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high,
And all fall asleep on the floor!!
Oh the party is slowly dying.
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know.
Where to go,
Where to go,
Where to go???
[Vilmos takes a bow]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Vilmos takes a bow]
Why?
Are you going to murder the Beethoven Violin Concerto in D Major?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I'll moider you in a mo!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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With thanks to Cliff;
Christmas time,
Getting pissed on wine,
Children singing dirty rhyme.
The dog's on the fire
Cos it pissed on the tree,
A time for rejoicing
It's doggy steaks for tea.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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I didn't know you wrote country songs Dave?!?!?!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Quote: I've just decked the halls
and here comes Santa Claus but both are way to much information. 
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