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Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone.
I'm a dog person
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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The cats are like boomerangs. They always come back. We can play this game until dusk
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Smear superglue on the cat, press it against a wall for several minutes. Problem solved.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Wrong again... this time when the cat comes back he/she will bring the paint or wallpaper with him/her if you are lucky, if not part of the wall. These little ba****ds are more powerful than they look
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Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however.
(I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube) 
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube
Now that IS scarey! Eeek!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing. 
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: unless I feel particularly like posing
You are not making it any better!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison. 
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year!
You should see my illegitimate earnings from last year! ... Ooopppss! I shouldn't have mentioned that ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Why are there so many cats and so few recipes?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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You should ask Alf. I believe he wrote a book in this field of cooking but yet i cannot be 100% sure.
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One of our cats (we only have 2) chewed through 2 iron cords before we got smart and got one with a retractable cord. He also chews on the cord for the power strip to the computer but at least it's too thick for him to get all the way through.
Same cat poops in the bathroom sinks when he is ticked off about something, litter box not clean, can't get into my son's room at night to sleep, etc. If I could only redirect him to the toilet I wouldn't have a problem with the behavior.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Men use women. They ruin us and when they are finished with us they toss us to the dogs like scraps.
Which movie?
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101 Dalmations
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Edwina Currie the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?
speramus in juniperus
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The unbelievable ruined Life of Mr. Scrap
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The beautiful queen, the huntsman and the evil vampire witch ?
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 good one
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The Hunter´s Way, Snowblind Edition
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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"Typical measure is throwback to one's man, it makes my blood boil."(8)
Nice and easy to end the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: it makes my blood boil
"Chocolate shortage" ... it doesn't fit, but it simply has to be the answer!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: it makes my blood boil
My princess would agree with you 101%.
You might like to look here[^]. They hand make choccies to order. Princess doesn't like dark chocolate which is what most manufacturers use when they make choccies with ginger, which she loves. Kennedy's make them to order using white chocolate. Not cheap, but she positively drools when she opens the box, smells them, and then, once tasted, it's non-stop until the box is empty.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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