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PhilLenoir wrote: What more thankless task is there than cleaning out malware?
Well, I can think of a few, such as documentation  and what I have spent the entire morning on...proving to a customer and trainer that there is not a problem with the application/reports...the problem is with the data/setup! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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No problem!
Documentation: Nobody reads it, so a sort of programming language version of Lorem Ipsum should solve that one.
Trainer: I think that Simon Travaglia has one or two solutions for that.
Customer: The new trainer can take care of that.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Haha the old: "I can't see the problem, therefore it does not exist" 
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It's a little known fact that viruses stick to antivirus software, like a magnet of sorts. Turning off your antivirus software is like switching off the magnet, and causes viruses to fall of your computer!
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Hey, you can't blind me with science!
Magnets don't have an Off switch!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: "additional softwares"?
Oooohh... Windows 3 screen savers? Kewl! 
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Don't be silly... That would be just pointless...
They're for Windows 3.11 for Workgroups, obviously. 
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Let me guess, a Joker_RETURNS release? Is it Sims 4?
Probably not as bad as you think. Sure sounds fishy, though.
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Nope: FIFA 14...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The site is blocked by a US High Court judgement according to Sky
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The US and UK court systems have banned ISPs from allowing users access to a number of sites, including some torrent sites.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: Sorry, the web site extratorrent.cc is not available through Sky.
Sky has been ordered by the High Court to block access to this website.
Quote: Date: 30 October 2013
Obtained by: Members of BPI (British Recorded Music Industry) Limited and of Phonographic Performance Limited
Websites blocked: 1337x | BitSnoop | ExtraTorrent | Monova | TorrentCrazy | TorrentDownloads | TorrentHound | Torrentreactor | Torrentz
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A quick check on the original question and the link he gives includes "+Repack+by+Joker_RETURNS.html" as part of the file name - I don't look at that stuff so I didn't know what to expect. 
A quick google says it's some pirate software posters handle.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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friendly hacker says: 2.Disable Anti-Virus before installation
Okay, I've got the antivirus turned off. Now, lemmee see, lemmee see... what is the next thing I should do?
friendly hacker says: 3.Open Setup.exe
Okay, no worries there right? I'll turn the antivirus back on after you've had your way with my computer. 
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I like the way the hackers have written a setup program and still you have to manually select and infect your computer! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, I was on vacation for the last two weeks of the year and just put in my two weeks yesterday. Already have a new gig lined up, less twiddling my thumbs and more doing stuff and solving problems. So I've missed the past couple of weeks of banter but this morning I got something in my email that I felt was important to share...
Grim Fandango has been remastered and is being released via GOG late this month. Available for preorder at just $15. One of the best point and click adventure games made with plenty of humour. It is right up there with Maniac Mansion, Zac McKracken, and Monkey Island for quality and enjoyability in my opinion.
While they didn't add anything new, they did make the graphics more attractive and redid the score with an actual orchestra. $15 for some high quality nostalgia is worth it to me. If you haven't played it, well I feel like you owe it to yourself if you grew up during the age of King's/Space/Hero's Quest and other point and click adventures.
This ends the morning's advert. Please return to your regularly scheduled mindbending.
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Now I've got the Monkey Island music stuck in my head.
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People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
...
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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"Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!"
"With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated"
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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"No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do."
"You run THAT fast?"
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I am rubber
You are glue
(Sadly, that's the only one I can remember)
Have recently replayed Discworld Noir - found I could hardly remember anything about it, so it was like a new game.
Regards, Stewart
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That was one of the "oh damn, I haven't got a riposte for that yet" responses that meant Guybrush lost!
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Yep - that's why it's sadly, otherwise I'd be duelling with real insults
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"En garde! Touché"
"Oh, that is so cliché..."
But what I loved most... The Pirate Song!
"A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the sea!"
...
"We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange."
"Ehhh..."
"Doorhinge?"
"No, no..."
"Well, that's it. Back to work."
"Gee, I feel a little guilty now."
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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