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Because he dead Jim. That's why!
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You like that. Not a lot. But you like it.
This space for rent
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Because no one here (except me  ) know who Paul Daniels is. Or cares.
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Well, if he ever get out, I will call for Buffy.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Nah - just Double Tap.
It's the Zombie Apocalypse! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But Britain never won the Super Bowl!!!
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We have much better bowls that we win.
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I laughed very hard at this one, but not as hearty as the last time. Just saying... 
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Whatever America can do Britain can do better...
If you wanna play the one-upmanship game, all I'm gonna say in this case is "Trump".
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I'll see your "Trump" and raise you a "Farrage"
veni bibi saltavi
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I bet he cannot look more sleepy or bored to death than David.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Ooooooh! A joke in REALLY poor taste! I LOVE IT! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh it's a joke, alright! Houdini clearly beats the pants off both 'records'!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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With dual laser, you can cook and take the temperature at the same time.
cool.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: cool
and _hot_! 
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I had one of these for a year or so, now (price then was ca. US$ 20, as well, although I've seen it down to US$ twelve, recently). I tested it by pointing at a point of boiling water, and similarly ice water.
It was right on the mark - better than the claimed accuracy.
Use: this winter, pointing it in and around windows to find cold spots for best use of insulation.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: better than the claimed accuracy
W∴ Balboos wrote: Use: this winter, pointing it in and around windows to find cold spots for best use of insulation.
That's a fantastic idea.
Thanks for chiming in since you've already tried one.
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Amazon.com?
Better DX.com or alibaba.
I use mine most when making jam, but it's interesting how quickly you get to know how hot things need to be to cook/drink/eat/etc.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Better DX.com or alibaba.
Oh, I'm a prime member so I get free shipping from amazon so I'm biased toward it.
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FYI: He's an extreme Sinophile and thus suggested two China-Based vendors.
Better? Well, Alibaba was caught with an artificial selling scheme (read that scam) to boost apparent sales. Makes me wonder before I put my money down.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: FYI: He's an extreme Sinophile
Go **** yourself. "He's a realist" would be accurate.
W∴ Balboos wrote: two China-Based vendors
Because China is where they are all made. If you want to pay American or European middle-men a 300% mark-up, just for the privilege of saying you bought it from an American or European middle-man, go 'ed.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Alibaba was caught with an artificial selling scheme (read that scam)
Only after an American company bought half the shares of the company.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Makes me wonder before I put my money down
You're quite right. You should put all your faith in (and give all your money to) American corporations. Saints, every one of them,
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Only after an American company bought half the shares of the company.
 Which American company was that?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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