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Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a chicken.
Doctor: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell...
Sorry! 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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You're eggsactly right that was a bad yolk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eggscuse me!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Hmm, eggsactly the reply I eggspected....must ...stop...now...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eggscruciating. - the yolk is on you!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Now you're eggsaggerating a bit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Doctor: why did you not talk earlier about this?
Patient: we could use the eggs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm guessing that loses something in he translation; eggxactly what, I don't know but I'll make an eggducated guess. 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Why is the patient apologizing after a long pause?
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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No no, the name must be "The smiley nebula" 
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Nice!
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Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not if they have just been released from jail.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only when it won't rubber the wrong way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You sous-vide too much.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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There was a young lady from idlewild
Who kept herself quite undefiled
By thinking of Jesus
Contagious diseases
And the dangers of having a child
Ad astra - both ways!
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(Hot off the press...)
I met a young lady at Amherst
Who said she would let me be her first
She said she was scared
Still she was prepared
To make me so glad I could burst
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I prefer new ones myself.
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/ravi
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Especially if there's a chance of a misconception.
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Especially by Welshmen in the meadows
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Despite the risk of being left holding the bag . . . ?
Best pun in days - you're on an (un)roll
At the end of the previous sentence is a missed period - ooops!
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Immaculate idea!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Most people don't know that condoms have a serial number.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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