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If you nap a lot, it significantly increases your chances of dying peacefully in your sleep! Jussaying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Emo Philips said it at least once.
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They haven't been to Sicily 
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Is a basketball a dance at a weaving conference?
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an I always thought basketball was sitting on a sagging cane chair
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Well, football is certainly no arch nemesis.
Softball probably relates to an undercooked spaghetti topping.
And you can count on an oddball, statistically, covers about half of them.
So, I guess so.
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I sense a pattern here.
/ravi
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Only if a football is a dance at a podiatry convention.
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I cane see it now - they would they be bobbin when they dance - or would that be a little warped?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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R.I.P. One of the greats...Aretha Franklin[^]
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Rest in peace - one of the greats is gone. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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First became aware of the Lady thanks to the Blues Brothers. 
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/ravi
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There was a bit about the making of RESPECT in the documentary "Muscle Shoals". Don't know if it is still on NetFlix but definitely worth a look.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Sad.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Heaven's gonna be groovin' today; rock steady, most gracious queen!
Software Zen: delete this;
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A few hours short of 27 years ago Wade Frankum wandered through Strathfield Plaza and shot up a bunch of people with an AK-47. A few hours less than 27 years ago I got married and still going.
It's about 00:15 and I'm going to wake the Missus and see if I can throw a leg over. Then I'll tell her she can get up at 04:45 and take me to the train station.
I had organised with her boss for her to have Friday off this week instead of Wednesday. She have to get all her plans sorted and her hair bedazzled (or what ever they do) by 12:00, cause then she has to drive in to my work at North Sydney cause I've booked a hotel for Friday and Saturday night near Chinatown.
Couldn't afford to do anything on our 25th and she gives it to me about it, so she better be happy with this.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: It's about 00:15 and I'm going to wake the Missus and see if I can throw a leg over. Then I'll tell her she can get up at 04:45 and take me to the train station.
And they say romance is dead in Oz! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: And they say romance is dead in Oz!
It worked. Wish I knew what I did right this time though.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mine and I had our 26th yesterday.
She cooked dinner then went to an orchestra rehearsal.
I forgot she was out and locked her out after I took out the trash.
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That will teach her!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Mine and I had our 26th yesterday.
She cooked dinner then went to an orchestra rehearsal.
I forgot she was out and locked her out after I took out the trash.
Congrats on 26 years. Serves her right, she should have taken you out to the pub, not go watching violins and stuff.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: go watching violins
Playing cello.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Playing cello.
That's just a big violin played upside down.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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