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... The writer of wrongs!
Yeah, It's friday! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Typomam, teh wirter of wrpngs!
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Bad Superhero you are. Unlike Sander, you even failed at the typos!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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 Where do I hand in my cape?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Give it to Sander, he wants it!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You drive an auto, correct?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yeah, but I'm getting tired of it. As far as I'm concerned, it can go to he'll 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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When I took ground school (never did go through flight instruction) the instructor was fond of saying "any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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When I made kayak the first time, the instructor explained all the safety stuff during a solid 10min, and concluded : "But it can also happen that everything goes well".
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If you don't like the way I drive: Get off the sidewalk.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: If you don't like the way I drive: Get off the sidewalk.
lol . But what if they've owned the one you drive? 
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Then we have another good inscription for a tombstone. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How about "but did ANYONE die?" 
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I'll take the bus if you don't mind 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”-- Unknown
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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At work, there's this white car with pink accents, with a nice little sticker saying
"If one day speed kills me, don't cry, because I was smiling" (Paul Walker, according to Google)
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If you nap a lot, it significantly increases your chances of dying peacefully in your sleep! Jussaying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Emo Philips said it at least once.
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They haven't been to Sicily 
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Is a basketball a dance at a weaving conference?
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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