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Would you please not add any more stuffing to the stomach region! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And would whoever has mine, please refrain from sticking pins in the knee-caps?
Thanks in advance ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Don't worry- I have the batteries charged and will go flying with the helicopter after work. It can easily carry this little passenger. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Just so you know, I am stealing this excuse and using it at my next doctor's visit. 
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Yeah, well... Not to brag, but I've got one of those metabolisms where I can eat anything I want and still get fat! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Any metabolism that goes unfed will cannibalize on the body.
Cannibalism is forbidden in modern countries.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Slow day at the office eh? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Whatever makes you think so? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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<micrometric>Would you please not add any more stuffing to the stomach region!<micrometric>
Whahuh?
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What the Zuck is so dandy about social media?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nothing. It is really dorsey (in my head this is a clever pun for dorky).
But why is dorsey used here?[^]
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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How the hell should I know?
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No, man. Maybe you just need to get .... LinkedIn .... and you'll know.
I'll show myself out...
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LinkedIn... 
The day I have no choice but to create an account on there for prospect employers to look me up is the day I retire.
Surely I can keep pulling this off for another decade...
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If we start calling it "Potato juice", vodka suddenly becomes a health drink! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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No one drinks unfermented potato juice. There must be a good reason for it.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And ... it's one of your 5 a day!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Do 3 glasses of wine and 2 bloody marys count as 5 servings of fruit and vegetables? 
Asking for a friend!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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No!
Grapes and tomatoes are both fruits.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, but you forget the celery sticks!
And the woostuhrsheer sauce! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I've been a long-term advocate of the health benefits of hop juice. It doesn't exactly cure every ailment known to mankind but it's a wonderful distraction from most of them.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It can be grain or potato (or beets or sugar cane, for that matter), it just needs to have sugar and starch.
It used to be that the Finns were more likely to use spuds for their vodka and Poles and the Russians more likely to use grain - not sure if that's still the case but you can certainly still get Finnish vodkas that are potato based.
Never quite understood why people drink the stuff when there's an option of brandy, but each to his own ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Just pointing out that you cant call vodka potato juice.
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Or more accurately: you can call some of the vodka potato juice but it probably ain't the vodka that you're drinking ... 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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