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My genetic material is further secured for the greater good of humanities future.
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Congratulations!
Another babysitting job for you then! 
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Apparently, a small QC error has been detected. I've observed this problem on previous occasions and other models. This one sporadically leaks.
On such occasions, I find it best to return the unit to it's owners, or Mrs. Grandma (whichever is nearer).
Philosophical interlude and profound reflection: At present, although ejected from the womb, he gets to put his mouth on a breast whenever he desires it. How ironic that he'll expend so much effort (as an adult) trying to get his mouth on a breast so he can get back into a womb. Surely, you hear the universe's laughter!
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KEEP THE RECEIPT!
If you lose that, you can't exchange it for one that works within the warranty period.
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Probably good advice.
Normally, if something breaks as the warranty runs out (or I lost the receipt), I can just buy another, carefully repackage the broken item, and return it with the new receipt as defective.
Putting this item back into the package may well prove more difficult than most.
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congratulations!
Grandchildren are much more fun than their parents were. 
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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Congratulations! You better start saving for Christmas-presents for the collection 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Mrs. Wife has two states of daytime existence:
1 - she gets called into work and earns money
2 - she doesn't get called into work and spends money shopping for baby clothes.
It's all painless from my point of view - until they get old enough to know that toys don't just come into existence when they find them . . .
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I read that first part in the tone of the Discovery-channel voice for documentaries and it fits perfectly
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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nah, just gotta learn when to play the absent-minded card.
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 Congratulations Grandpa!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Congratulations!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Congratulations, Mr. Grandpa!
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Excellent news.
Can't believe how our lives changed when our first (and so far only!) grandchild was born. The joy she brings can't be measured - hope you get the same.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Change? Without a doubt. Not the same as how the world changed upon becoming a parent.
The first grandchild, however, had a prelude of trepidation. After all, one is changing their position in society to "Grandparent" - and it is different with respect to implied mental/physical state. Suddenly, you're part of a different generation. Irrevocable.
However -the damage was done with the first.
At that point, pragmatic acceptance: I decided I may as well collect them.
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Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Congrats
Grand kids are more fun, you can spoil them then give them back.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Congrats!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Another childhood star gone. 
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I think he was a bit beyond childhood
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Lopatir wrote: I think he was a bit beyond childhood
My Childhood 
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A straightforward one today, to blow away those weekend cobwebs:
Trainee takes Tom, Dick and Harry to a junction, and is locked up without a trial (10)
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Trainee INTERN
takes Tom, Dick and Harry MEN
to a junction T
and is locked up without a trial
INTERNMENT
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Took you 8 minutes - you're getting slow! 
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