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didn't look but sounds useful...
<phone buzzes="">: husband: "dear... just going out to the car to check if I left somthin there."
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Because the public social media domain is the perfect place for this kind of information. Now everyone will know.
Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
They probably chose twitter just to be able to call it "tweetpee". WhatsappPee just doesn't sound all that marketable.
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MatthysDT wrote: Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
I believe they are trialing a version for elderly Yorkshiremen: the Ee! Male Pee
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If they did it on Facebook messenger like "FacePee" one day or another the world knows every babies pee history and not to mention the constant surveillance of the baby's diaper by Facebook to train it's AI for predicting when the baby is about to pee.
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Does the baby need to give its consent and accept cookies every time you change the diaper? 
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Maybe a rusk rather than a cookie!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That pisses me off 
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The sensor got plugged up I wonder what the problem could be?
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Sh*t, how would I know?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You need to do the exploratory finger test...if it comes out brown || green I'm outta here and you're on your own!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I'll use a British Standard Finger[^] then.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Give me the £372.00 and I'll wear a latex glove and do it, but I ain't changing!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Great. Like I would want to put a low power GHz transmitter right next to my baby's privates. 
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That trumps my WiFi-controlled crockpot! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I called it PIoT. Poop IoT.
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Sure I’m going to trust them with this when they totally lie about their product right on their boxes. The first ones we tried said 8-12lbs. They don’t hold anywhere near that much!
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Useless, true, but damn that is funny. 
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That would be funny if:
- it would not cost us resources to build and process this IoT device.
- it would not cost us resources to manage all the notifications on servers and electricity and ...
 
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As a technical person, do you prefer to report to a technical or non-technical manager?
I have had good and bad experiences with both.
On the up, I appreciate the freedom and trust extended by good non-technical managers, as well as the guidance from good technical managers.
On the down, some non-technical managers try too hard to be involved in the detail and often make bad calls based on their insufficient understanding of a problem or situation. I found that technical managers, on the other hand, can be very authoritarian, really just giving commands, these are often the ones who have the highest staff turnover (among coders) as well.
From my experience, I prefer reporting to non-technical managers. I found that the technical know-how and guidance I used to seek from technical seniors is mostly available from any diverse group of peers and juniors, each with unique interests and strengths.
Whichever you prefer, I'd like to share this snippet:
SARS gives clarity on e-filing collapse - YouTube[^] (forwarded to the best part)
...and ask for a moment of silence for the IT people who work for this company. It's a month-old interview with the "Chief Officer for Digital and IT" of SARS (South Africa's revenue collection services).
Enjoy!
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worst are the managers that believe they are technical by preceived right or/and rite....
- previously technical themselves (once were programmers) but not kept themselves updated,
- those that come from a different side (i.e once were operators now in charge of software dev)
- those that were never technical but have been in the job so long believe they know it all/seen it before
the last far too often in small companies - they are a part owner or relative / best friend of an owner... these are the jobs that sound good "warm, friendly company" but 100% dead ends. i.e. if your boss is the owner how can you ever get promoted or even a good increment/bonus [short of marrying the bosses daughter/son].
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Here, as the company's gone through some changes in the last year or so, we don't have a non-technical manager making IT decisions . . .
. . . we have a gaggle of them that meet and reinforce one-another's decision making ineptitude.
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I've worked for some managers who knew programming, but not enough (anymore) to actually participate with the team.
Luckily, they understood their knowledge was outdated and they respected my technical superiority.
The plus is that they understood that a "small" change could take hours or even days.
They also knew how important it was to keep code maintainable and technical debt to a minimum, so you'd get some time to fix that now and then.
On occasion I could even ask them for their opinion on some technical problem and they'd come up with good ideas (or at least ideas that sparked the good ideas in me  )
One of those managers also maintained legacy apps that he once wrote, which was cool, except...
He developed and tested on production environments, which wasn't such a big deal as you'd expect, except that I was in charge of keeping databases in sync, which is pretty much impossible if both are ahead of each other 
Of course he kept doing that because he'd "always done it like that."
I currently have a non-technical manager (and a non-common sense manager at that) who just threw three extra developers in the team because we had to work faster (I've never got less work done than the past few weeks)...
The problem, however, was not that we had too few developers, but the constantly changing specs and priorities that he sets
So yeah, technical managers all the way!
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Sander Rossel wrote: who just threw three extra developers in the team because we had to work faster
Been there, work is not getting done fast enough, so they add more developers, juniors at that. Though I don't mind taking-on and onboarding new people, it had the opposite effect and made the team even less productive in the short run.
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This is where having a technical manager pays off. Having been promoted from a Senior Engineer position into management I know enough to ask the team what they need to hit a deadline rather than assuming I know. I am also a vocal advocate for the guys that work with me as I know what having a useless manager is like.
One of the best things from my point of view though is that the teams that I work with are using a technology stack I am unfamiliar with, so while I can give broad direction or listen to technical discussions and make intelligent comments, I do not feel the need to put my oversized management paws into the code.
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