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You can't BBQ a 5 year old! 
It'll be burnt on the outside, and still raw in the middle.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie 
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Can't you just throw your beer cans into his?
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You mean Everclear bottles, don't you? Sander is a one-man flame-throwing monster!
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Wait, what?
I drink mostly alcohol free
Anyway, my neighbor would be most grateful for such bottles 
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...traumatized him ... ???
Ah, you must have omitted the braces around your one-liners!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I'm not that cruel! 
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It sounds to me that you have him by the balls.
If pigs could fly, just imagine how good their wings would taste!
- Harvey
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If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Mine kept sneaking in through the pet door.
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OriginalGriff wrote: how do the kids still keep getting in?
They forget to close the barn door?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Perhaps the problem is the child-proofing on the wife. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or the husband. Both just to be sure.
Scott
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The stork drops them down the chimney.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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The little ankle-biters are devious, aren't they?
It's always worse than it seems.
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They are just like idiots. You can never make anything idiot-proof because idiots are so ingenious!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guess rugrats can chew through anything.
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The trend for sites to pop up nag screens as soon as your mouse leaves the viewable area, or when you scroll, or after 5 seconds, or when you blink, or whatever, seems to have reached a level I'd classify as "Fully Delusional".
Has anyone (and you can remain nameless, except we'd see your username, but we won't judge) ever, ever been on a page, gone to leave said page, had the pop-up appear and thought "You know - I do think I'll type in my email address as I leave the site and look elsewhere. This will only take a moment and will be well worth my time".
I understand the idea behind them (at least, the initial vision of these things) but I'm trying to work out the value proposition for actually putting in your details on a site that hasn't demonstrated any value (you've been there a whole 5 seconds!)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... and answer came there none.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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using the Brave browser along with a very hard core firewall along with linux mint. I barely ever get a popup.
I actually went into a site I normally go to for information with Chrome on Winders the other day. I was soo upset I almost shot the computer.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I have seen some that want your phone number, as well as your email, so they can send you "helpful" text alerts.
sure, let me give you my home address and back account info while I am it. 
every marketing company in the world will be texting my phone.
No thank you.
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Slacker007 wrote: sure, let me give you my home address and back account info while I am it.
What, like the curvature of your spine and how many vertebrae you have? pfft... the cheek of it! 
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Slacker007 wrote:
every marketing company in the world will be texting my phone.
I'm being told that email is out, and any business's preferred contact method is now supposed to be by text. I'm not even kidding.
Joke's on them, I don't even carry a device that can receive texts. So if that's where they're all migrating, I say, let them, and good riddance.
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People who frequently hang around programming forums, and people with a low enough IQ to click on such nonsense, are mutually exclusive.
If a site uses this tactic, it tells me that they don't know how to "sell" what they are offering. Thus, they don't know what they are doing. In which case, I'm out.
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