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This is the first time in 20 years that I have spent my birthday in the UK.
Still no cards, only my wife remembered. Both daughters and the 10 million plus Cpians all forgot!
veni bibi saltavi
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We all remembered. We're just all still arguing of the correct Design Pattern for your card.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Plastic, impermeable and with some gin inside?
oh.. and bob with a glass up to cheer 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You didn't send me a card last February! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sit down a moment, Griff.
Now, er, how can I put this?
We, um, we can't send you a card last February, because, well, because there aren't really any Time Lords in CP.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We used to have a Dalek though... that's close enough, right?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I can never understand what Daleks say.
Especially on Friday nights.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well I know that: Doctor Who is a children's programme ( isn't it DD?) not reality.
But at least three of us willen mayhaven be time machine owners by next April, or how else willen we twarten woil the Rigellian Leapfrog Invasion of 2034?
Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy Anniversary... of your 21st birthday! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
- I would love to change the world, but they wonβt give me the source code.
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Well in fairness if this is the first time in 20 years, the lair where you spend the normal anniversary of your inroduction to the world probably has loads...  , I thought one of the hidden emoticons was a cake??
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Happy 49th, hope to see you posting for a long time.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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There's a marked diff between "forgot" and "had no stinkin' clue / interest / who da heck are you?"!
None-da-less, fer what it's werff:
Happy Birffday...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the 10 million plus Cpians all forgot!
Did you check FB?
/ravi
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Well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ππππΊπΈ
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Of course I didn't forget, Vilmos. Happy Birthday!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Right back atcha, Gary!
/ravi
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My dog ate it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I didn't knew you have a birthday... I though you have been distilled originally...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I sent out a Potato[^] with my greetings on it a week before your birthday. If you didn't get it, it's probably rotten already 
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Well, OK then... 
Some people come up with the strangest ideas.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I got a pair of sunglasses, and it rained.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good job they didn't film it within Southern Rail's demesne - they'd be waiting a damn long time before they spotted one!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Do owls want to tell you about their day, because it was a real hoot?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who are you?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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