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They may pay you the odd backhanded complement but to no net effect.
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You set that one up nicely.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought I'd hit the back of the net!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You aced it though.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Balls!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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:groan: Yeah, I kinda served that one up.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think I'm about to have a stroke.
/ravi
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You should follow through with the doctor right away.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I like your approach. I'm gonna court that idea. I just hope I get good service.
/ravi
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Hope they don't find too many faults, because that may set you on a different course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I have a gut feeling...
/ravi
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I'm going to use that one day on my date with Maria Sharapova.
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I've been away on vacation, so I don't know if this is a repost, but a quick search comes up with nothing. So if it IS a Leslie all the same, please feel free to shout "wolf" (or you could just let it slide without giving a hoot?!?!)
However, my comment to Griff about somebody having too much time on their hands (Re: The Afterlife web page) reminded me of another guy I saw mentioned a few days ago:
This guy creates old VHS covers for brand new movie releases.[^] I don't know why, surely he has got too much time on his hands as well. But the result is SO DAMN NICE! Hard for an old geezer like me not to get nostalgic when I see that!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 9-Aug-16 9:10am.
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That's pretty clever
(even if I spotted some re-use of the cases!)
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Which discussion group is appropriate for questions about NetBeans ?
Does such a group exist here on CodeProject ?
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It is about Netbeans the IDE or about some development? Java, PHP?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: It is about Netbeans the IDE or about some development? Java, PHP?
The IDE itself. I have installed it, went really nice, click,click,wait,done sort of thing.
They even have a template for a first run test; a do-nothing program, just to let you know that you have installed it properly.
I need some direction(s) on how to configure the C Compiler. I'll start a thread and ask in the QA section.
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It should be a good place to start: Configuring NetBeans IDE 8.0 for C/C++/Fortran[^]
And an other bit... I do PHP sometimes and used Netbeans for a while, but found Eclipse better for me...If you are looking for a free IDE for C++ development it may be good for you too (one advantage is that Eclipse offers installers pre-configured for a specific are. One for Java, and other for PHP and other for C, so you can start faster and add more later...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yep, saw that. I'll probably have to open an account on that site.
Thanks for the link
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This one[^], I think.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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C-P-User-3 wrote: Does such a group exist here on CodeProject ?
No, and it's unlikely it would attract much interest. Use QA.
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I just found the following quote in our hour registration system.
"Linux sucks twice as fast and 10 times more reliably, and since you have the source, it's your fault." - Anonymous
So that's why Microsoft put Linux inside Windows, BSOD's are our own fault from now on 
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Sander Rossel wrote: So that's why Microsoft put Linux inside Window
Uh? WTF? You serious?
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Yes, he is.[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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