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He's probably earning a good celery doing this, but I have to confess it's giving me chives!
/ravi
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Saying that it's unsavory would be an understatemint.
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True. And that would likely garner a chilli response.
/ravi
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Still I don't believe that he will keep them clove to his vest.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Perhaps he's just trying to curry favor by sharing them.
/ravi
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Maybe, variety is the allspice of life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, and I suppose 'tis the seasoning to be jolly.
/ravi
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'Tis indeed, may no one be a jerk to you in this festive time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah, that's OK. No point cayenne over spilt milk.
/ravi
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Now that ancho normal pun!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think it's thyme to change subjects.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You shouldn't post when you're pickled.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Some sage advice: do not attempt to curry flavor within the CP lounge via puns!
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I think that would be in very poor taste.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You have a lemon there today. It is just plan flat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Well, that depends on how saucy the fish was, sans dill; depending on that it could leave me floundering erotically.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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What a man and his fish do, in the privacy of their own home, ...
How's the computer? All fixed now?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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BillWoodruff wrote: . . . the fish was . . . could leave me floundering eroticall
My minds eye visualized your hijinx, and in horror, tried to pluck itself out.*
* Considering the shape of a flounder, it likely would require some preparation with a tenderizing hammer, would it not . . . oh, no, there goes the other mind's eye.
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Oooh! 
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'Who can restrain Pleiades, or know the laws of heavenlies'  Now, who can name that tune? (without Google!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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...and playing whack-a-mole with the ebook spammers.
I have no idea how many posts I've kicked this morning, but it's far too many.
This spambot is getting annoying - and stupid as well, given that it's been going for weeks now and never once gotten anything through...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: This spambot is getting annoying - and stupid as well, given that it's been going for weeks now and never once gotten anything through...
Well, I know from the Missus at home that you've got to be tenacious. Once in a blue moon, it may just happen (if you're lucky)... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So you are her personal spambot and she says this to you?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Something like that. "Annoying" and "stupid" sounds familiar anyway... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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