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"Wer den Schaden hat, spottet jeder Beschreibung..."
Either it's time to pack your bags and move on or you have not suffered enough yet. Your decision.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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"Celui qui a le dégat, se moque de toutes les descriptions"
Got there in the end, had to think in Dutch to get the meaning. 
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Mixing up proverbs or typical expressions and then translating them usually obscures the meaning a little.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Yes, certainly a phrase I have never heard of!
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When a donkey farts in the moonlight, the mice run hurriedly. (translated from the Assyrian).
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Nice. Back in the days of command-line cowboys we used to use a fortunes program a lot and I've been collecting entries for over thirty years. This is a new addition to it. Thanks.
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The beatings will continue until morale improves. 
Have you been at your current cluster-![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) long enough to escape without making your resume look bad?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Have you been at your current cluster-[mastadon] long enough to escape without making your resume look bad?
Over three years, so I suppose so. I'm shopping around.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Qlikview
That insidious thing made it into the bank and has proliferated into various departments, I managed to duck having anything to do with it. And yes they have decided to move on to the next thing - Microsoft power BI. With luck I may be able to duck that one as well.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Was expecting at least one of them to be "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
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No.[^]
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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There are Star Trek/Star Wars fans who wouldn't describe themselves as nerds.
There are nerds who don't like Star Trek/Star Wars.
Don't confuse the two three groups.
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To misquote the good Mr. Pool,
<MaximumPedanticEffort>dandy72 wrote: There are Star Trek/Star Wars fans who wouldn't describe themselves as nerds.
There are nerds who don't like Star Trek/Star Wars.
Don't confuse the two three groups.
</MaximumPedanticEffort>
Software Zen: delete this;
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You better believe it!!!!
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dandy72 wrote: There are Star Trek/Star Wars fans who wouldn't describe themselves as nerds.
Nerdtyping: Looks like a nerd and behaves like a nerd, so what could they possibly be?
dandy72 wrote: There are nerds who don't like Star Trek/Star Wars.
Then it's BSG, Babylon 5, Farscape, Serenity...
dandy72 wrote: Don't confuse the two three groups.
And let's not forget all nerdy unicorns...
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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CodeWraith wrote: Then it's BSG, Babylon 5, Farscape, Serenity...
The series was Firefly, the movie was Serenity.
(Yes, I'm after my pedantic points today)
(By the same token, I'm also showing just how much of a nerd I am).
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Pranged the plane. Oh #$%^! (8)
Have fun,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Elephant
Anagram of "the plane"
used (on this site) in place of expletive.
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Definitely a CP-only clue! Well done. Yours tomorrow.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Excellent!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The typo of the day jumped at me while looking over the CP homepage:
string EncraptedPassword = FormsAuthentication Let's try to use the new word in a sentence: If the password is not bad enough, we go ahead and encrap it.
Or:
All tests have failed. Who of you encrapted our code?
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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