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Of course! I'm not stupid!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How many mothers that have children who say "My momma ain't raised no fool!" have fools for children? 
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My momma raised six children; the probability that all or none are fools is pretty close to zero.
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I prefer... "I'm not that stupid"... adds a sprinkle of honesty to the proclamation. 
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Probably because the 'non-stupid' population of people learn from their 'stupid' mistakes and know that they are capable of stupid mistakes in future - while the "I'm not stupid" crowd are probably incapable of learning from their stupid mistakes.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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How many people who say "I work hard in my job" are actually workshy fops?
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Ooooo... ME! ME! ME! 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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That's you lot! I'm totally cream crackered and I thought i could have a nice read on the train home from t'airport.
But no! 'Enry's dead! bugger
veni bibi saltavi
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That's the gin talking. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yep, old hands like Griff & Nagy are getting rare 
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Hey! It's better than being well done!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Point! 
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Talk about seasoned developers...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At least we salt our passwords!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You probably meant to say 'Please pass the salt'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: old hands like Griff
Member for 6 years 6 months.
glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: & Nagy
Member for 8 years 4 months.
Both total n00bs! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well fixtures, why do I see the lounge as a bar, with Nagy as Norm...
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Hmmm, yes, mind you I always thought his 'tach would be longer and have wax for some reason!
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No, that was a rather tired, but not emotional, Vilmos. But if there's Gin, I wouldn't say no...
veni bibi saltavi
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Didn't we have a free stuff forum around here somewhere?
I have 50 coupons for a free course at Udemy, but I can't mention that, or a link to my blog, in the Lounge
Anyway, I can't find the proper forum...
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Thanks, I couldn't find it!
Posted it there 
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http://www.codeproject.com/Forums/1627782/Free-Tools.aspx[^]
Found under "Product Lifecycle/Free Tools"
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You were less than a minute too late (see reply above)
Anyway, I couldn't find it, but now I posted it there.
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