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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Apparently programmers prefers teachers anything female that will talk to them
FTFY! 
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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Experience? 
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Ops...My wife not listed...Does it mean I picked the wrong person?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well...you could ask her...but I'd leave it to tomorrow if I was you...
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It's OK...She doesn't know of Valentine's Day...(I wouldn't either if not for Bob)... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What? Clintons Cards, Ferrero Rocher, and the Florist Mafia haven't invaded Israel? 
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The only one I know of is 'Ferrero Rocher'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You lucky, lucky, lucky b*st*rd! 
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Or even worse, you picked the wrong occupation
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Now you made me really worried...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I married a Cheerleader who became a Dental Hygienist. Go figure...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My wife has a masters in counseling psychology, and has spent some time teaching, but is not currently employed.
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Mine has a masters in cultural geography, but works as a project leader.
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I'm probably not above the minimal age you mention, but I cringe at the sight of that "needle" f****** up a perfectly good record 
It reminded me of this classic[^] though
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Have you ever thought of why a wooden thorn would scratch a record while a diamond needle would not?
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Because, you know, stuff
My guess is that the diamond needle is small enough to fit in the records ditch(?), but light enough not to scratch it.
Or something.
Or maybe you're just playing the wrong record[^] 
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very low pressure, yes. but just as important, diamond has very low friction.
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Thanks almost exclusively to its position on the Mohs scale.
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