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I meant it should have been done the other way round, that would have saved so much time.
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You could always delete the code, write all the tests, then write new code to pass the tests.. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And be responsible for everybody's bugs. Yes, I like that. I'm going to dedicate my weekend to that. 
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: and the contract says we have to unit test the thing,
That CDT - Contract Driven Testing. 
Marc
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When you see code in the project like
if (unitTesting)
{
...
}
else
{
...
}
it is officially time to jump ship.
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Sometimes it is worse
#if defined UNIT_TEST
...
#else
...
#endif
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I wish my colleagues were that smart.
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Just be happy that flowcharts went out of fashion. We used to have to do a flowchart before writing any code and then, theoretically, update them with any changes afterwards. I wrote a program that generated said flowchart from the code - it saved a lot of time!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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DDT also stands for a very good Russian Rock band.
I highly recommend them for either calming your nerves or breaking something.
I don't know what the videos are like(am at work) so possibly NSFW, but the music is fantastic.
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It could be worse; it could be BASIC. Been there, done that, many moons ago... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Electricity meter[^]
Burn it down. Burn the whole house down. Now. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Firstly, it's in Stralia so no worries.
Secondly, what in the name of civilized society are you doing reading that site? Last I heard Max Mowsley described it as too right wing for his tastes.
veni bibi saltavi
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The image was emailed to me, and I did a google image search to find out more. That site was top of the list.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Interesting how the internet is employed to beat things up. This would attract minimal interest in Oz - in fact many people regard their resident Huntsman spider as good luck. As far as tourists go we are happy that arachnophobes, crocodyliphobes and herpetophobes stay at home.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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pwasser wrote: herpetophobes
I suggest any fear of STD's is not irrational.
veni bibi saltavi
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Considering that "Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults" (Wikipedia) it may be.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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To quote the article "It is a wolf spider which is poisonous but not lethal".
Well that's a good thing I was not planning on eating it, however I think I will pet it.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Please do.
I shall watch from a safe distance. A different continent, probably.
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If it is poisonous then that's fine, I'm not going to eat it.
Venomous would result in the liberal applications of the swatting shoe however.
Elephanting Journos - first to criticise other people's English, yet still get it wrong even though it's their job to write.
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Keith Barrow wrote: liberal applications of the swatting shoe
Flame thrower.
Those little buggers are going to all grow up to be that size. And they may remember what you did to their mum... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I miss good English so much! I live in the US. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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"an unknown location in the Sunshine State"
Is that just a really sh*tty state, or state full of sunshines? 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I thought it was where MM lived 
veni bibi saltavi
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