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And to you as well
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Panda won't allow me to open this link on my PC at work 
"Access has been denied due to following reason: ENTERTAINMENT", it says 
Opened it on my phone anyways 
It's cool  
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Entertainment is forbidden at your workplace? So when you are making jokes of your boss?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Entertainment is forbidden at your workplace?
Yeah, when the network team is in the mood (of working)
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: So when you are making jokes of your boss?
Every time
Fortunately, I can open CP as it is a forum where one can ask and answer work related questions 
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Hello everyone,
What do you thing about this year, what you expect to be invented in the area of programming. for my self I think new faces will appear in the world with new creative Ideas like facebook.
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Now, there is your problem...Why exactly do you think that Fartbook was a creative idea?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Why exactly do you think that Fartbook was a creative idea?
Well, that made him billionaire. Doesn't that count? 
I ain't got no signature.
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No...
If it was enrich a million people instead of make one millionaire, I would call it creative idea...Meanwhile we are stacked with a platform for freely spread lies and hatred...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you can see from other angle, facebook changed the live of millions and there are thousands now rich because of facebook, think of it
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Member 11679231 wrote: changed the live of millions
In what way?
Member 11679231 wrote: thousands now rich because of facebook
Really?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes, Social media now is one of the most important ways of communication, and when you use that in smart way you can do marketing to your products, in other side some people now famous because of social media, facebook is the king of the social medias. I understand your point of view about that and I respect it. I need you to know that there is other angles you can see this world with.
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Social media has nothing social about...Social is when you meet your friends for a dinner/coffee/gin...
Pushing your product via social media is only work if on the other side there is someone already brainwashed, who believes that this is all real...For real people in the real world the social circle is somehow intimate and a salesman can't get into it...
All this social media is nothing, but a new way of the 'divide-and-conquer' - but this time is not about land, but money...Your money...
(And 'media' is plural already, so there is not such thing medias...The singular form is medium)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wish I could upvote that more.
I would even hug you, but I know you only from an internet forum. Wait a second...
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FarceBook is a really handy site.
It shows us who the real morons are without the cumbersome need to actually talk to them - the ones that keep checking, and checking, and checking,...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: FarceBook is a really handy site.
It shows us who the real morons are without the cumbersome need to actually talk to them - the ones that keep checking, and checking, and checking,...
I personally set the bar much lower--having a Facebook account is all the qualifier I need to make that call.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: a platform for freely spread lies and hatred
The internet.......
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And Fartbook is the instant version of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Actually, Facebook isn't creative because there were other similar services already in existence, it wasn't an innovative idea. It thrived to this extent for different reasons (a quick Google will show plenty of sites analyzing this).
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In programming I foresee the emergence of assistive AI in the IDE (sort of like a Cortana for Visual Studio).
It will start small though - something like unit test building.
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I feel that also, we may see the first robot with emotions like humans "bay robot specifically"
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Probably the rise of SkyNet and the destruction of the human race.
If that doesn't happen, then probably same old, same old.
A couple more junk sites like FarceBook to sort the herd into "have an IQ" and "use FarceBook a lot" perhaps, but they'll die reasonably quickly...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: destruction of the human race
You are way too optimistic...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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