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I can only think of poor puns. I really should shuttle up.
Life is too shor
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Neil? You mean the first astronaught?
Life is too shor
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If this were golf, I would say you landed an eagle.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Sorry, can you repeat? I was spaced out.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Houston, your puns have a problem... 
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He was strong armed out of being the first person on the moon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Frankly I don't know what the buzz is all about.
/ravi
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Hopefully tomorrow OG will gibbous a better subject for puns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Indeed. The quality of his offerings seem to be waning.
/ravi
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True, but the thought of him waxing is..well...unspeakable. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Oh I dunno - I've always thought OG waxes eloquently.
/ravi
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Eloquently, only when he's full.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The other day I heard he was bankrupt. Apparently he's down to his last quarter.
/ravi
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You must have been buzzed to come up with that.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In what stage of development is this take off?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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One of your better ones, for sure. 
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In the goats.com[^] commic, the two aliens were named Neil and Bob...
veni bibi saltavi
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I just flipped through a few pages, and found this: A Brief Summary of Religion - Goats[^]
Accurate! (Disclaimer: IMHO. Clearly this doesn't apply to the reader's religion in any way, which is of course the one true religion and chock full of absolute truth where all others are lies. Whichever religion the reader happens to follow today).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess this evening I shall celebrate with AC/DC and Airbourne brought to 11! \m/
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: I guess this evening I shall celebrate with AC/DC and Airbourne brought to 11! \m/
If you're not doing alcohol (preferably Strayan) you're not doing it right.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm afraid I drink very little alcohol, luckily - those who know me dread at the thought of me under the influence of anything stronger than coffee.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Add some Cold Chisel and Midnight Oil for variation.
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I'm putting Ne Obliviscaris up to the same volume.
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They sound interesting, I'll definetely try them. Thanks for the pointers (or references  )
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Don't forget "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Men At Work" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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