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Nish Nishant wrote: How's the weather where you are?
It's clear and sunny, and 30°F this morning. Brrrr... Next week we're scheduled to get rain, but I wouldn't bet on it. Curiously, last New Years Eve day, it snowed from dawn until after dark, non-stop. That's never happened before... Darned global warming. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Cool, glad to hear you are outside the really bad weather zone some of the states seem to be in 
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He goes to a better place. Where the salt never runs out and everyone lives over 30.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Don't worry. He lives to be 150 in the reboot!
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Suicide with plausible deniability.
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I predict that as part of the misguided attempts to protect the idiots of the world from any and all possible dangers, the next version of the user manual will contain the line:
Please exercise caution while walking near open manholes, the edges of cliffs, and other hazards to falling.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Who knows what's already in there, nobody reads the manual anyway 
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The lawyers know. Be very afraid...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What user's manual? I have yet to see one for a cell phone.
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In my part of the world, you typically get a short "quick start" guide in the package, which tells you how to insert the battery and SIM, what the various buttons do, etc. It often includes useful warnings such as "flushing your new phone down the toilet will void its warranty".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Brings a whole new meaning to the word pratfall!!!
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A small modification in title:
Cell Phones ARE hazardous to your life!
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Cue Wile E. Coyote.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Why would she be shouting at the TV?  Is it like some sort of tradition in Welsh Wales?
Edit: I must admit my immediate thought was that we were still on the giving of pills to cats when I saw the subject!
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No, but she seems to believe she can influence the actions of the characters in films, cop shows, and even documentaries if she yells at them loudly enough to "shoot the ******" or similar. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only if it's live television and she shouts REALLY loud 
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My mom does the same thing. It's insanely annoying. She also does it out in public, getting a lot of dirty and 'are you crazy or what' looks.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ah yes, the joys of one's better half using modern technology.
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