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If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, that's just a whale of a tale... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sounds fishy to me
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Rats! You beat me to it. Am a little slow today. Not enough coffee. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Did you know that when their aquatic mammals die they play My Heart Will Go On as a tribute to the Sea Lion Dying?
veni bibi saltavi
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I called.
All I got was a slap with a large trout 
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Oh Cod!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That smells of dead fish to me.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Responding to this shore tide me up for a while.
However, rather than speak gill of you I'll finish here. (in otter words, bye).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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NO: Animal Husbandry and Customer Service are unrelated activities!
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you rang Sea World today, would your call be recorded for training porpoises?
Dolphinetely!
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Hmm, I'll have to mullet over.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Watering down the jokes while yet trying to make a splash, I see.
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That ORM question got me thinkin....
I LOVE Linq-To-SQL. It's easy to use and easy to maintain, and doesn't include all the baggae that ORM's typically include.
So I'm curious.. How many of you still use Linq-To-SQL vs ORM's or something else?
Inquiring minds wanna know..
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I use neither. 
I use techniques that served me before .net and will continue to serve me after .net is gone.
Do you have an ORM that works with ANSI C and RDB on OpenVMS?  I thought not.
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They rode horses to work before .net and painted pictures on cave walls, too. 
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Oog!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Didn't they stop development on it 2-3 years ago?
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Stop dev on Linq-To-Sql??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It has not been updated or improved since the .NET 3.5 release. That was 7 years ago.
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Maybe they simply got it right back then 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No harm in using it, just that you may miss out on new optimizations and features available in newer releases of Entity Framework, specially those that take advantage of new functionality in recent versions of SQL Server.
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Still using raw sql and datareaders. No ORM, every query hand-crafted.
Works as great as it did ten years ago 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Even (nearly) fifteen years ago.
modified 16-Feb-16 14:40pm.
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