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If this was a software metaphor I'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink 
Nope, I was really just talking about my dishes!
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Sander Rossel wrote: 'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink
Aye, and not just the kitchen, but usually the whole house! 
Marc
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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Frank Alviani wrote: And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology
Nah, you'd just buy you're neighbor's Rube Goldberg house with that infinite budget. 
Marc
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Woes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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Get a dog. No dirty dishes. Simples.
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Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day.
Getting a cat later this summer though
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Taxidermist.
Have them put wheels on the feet, and you can still walk the thing, although the kids at the park are kinda freaked out. (Note: Don't offer them candy to calm them down, you might get tazed)
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Paper plates and plastic cutlery.
Every simpleser
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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When I read your title, I really thought this was going to be about Batman: Arkham Knight...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" 
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These are not the dishes you are looking for.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sander Rossel wrote: Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people
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Ah the classic struggle between extrovert and introvert.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jep
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Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. 
But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy.
And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is...
Although I can be pretty easy sometime too.
I'm not afraid of human contact or anything
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Sander Rossel wrote: I've got enough obligations as it is...
Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did
What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance.
This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Fabio Franco wrote: This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you
Work used to be leisure. I still enjoy it from time to time, but not as much as I used to...
I do enjoy the rewards of hard work though. Having done something useful, making a difference, paycheck...
Fabio Franco wrote: Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work.
At this point I've got some good friends that I can't talk to for months, then we meet, and it's all great and it's like we talk to each other every day.
Those are the friends worth keeping
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Oh, that's so me! 
Excuse me for buttin' in, but I'm interrupt driven.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time
When did evolution state that?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you're single, I don't see how that's a problem.
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Isn't your dishwasher able to wash clean dishes?
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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