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Bob Hope on turning 70:
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'
On turning 80:
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
On turning 90:
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
On turning 100:
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
On Golf:
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
On Presidents:
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'
On his six brothers:
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
On going to Heaven:
'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Ireland 16 Wales 16 , can't see England beating either of them
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So another couple of draws then?
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You can see some nail biting games in NFL as well. The 32 teams in NFL season are strong and capable to create situations from them. This is absolutely creating memorable moments throughout the game.
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You do realise that this prediction will be taken down and used in evidence if it proves erroneous, right?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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As if ignoring KB3035583 is not enough, we now have a new pest, KB3123862: [^].
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Thank you for the heads-up, Bill!
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Thanks for the heads up Bill!
Fortunately;
Quote: This update is provided as an Optional update on Windows Update...
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That's how they all started out. No worries though: they'll be upgraded to recommmended when you're not looking! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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But turning off Windows Update is efficient 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Ironically, they are pushing that 'upgrade' so insistently to improve overall security - but what they achieve instead is us switching off automatic updates 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Thank you!
I like the notes on these updates...
"Install this update to resolve issues in Windows."
and
"Updated capabilities to upgrade Windows 8.1 and Windows 7"
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: "Updated capabilities to upgrade Windows 8.1 and Windows 7"
It should, of course, be: Quote: "Updated capabilities to upgrade Windows 8.1 and downgrade Windows 7"
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: "Updated capabilities to upgrade Windows 8.1 and downgrade Windows 7"
Right on! 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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That was my initial stance on it: I 'upgraded' (or so I thought) my Win 8 Ultrabook because I hated Win 8, and I stuck with Win 7 on my other machines because they worked just fine, and - unlike W10 - I have full driver support and full control.
I've changed my opinion though: While Win 8 was annoying more often than not, at least it worked - in a way - most of the time. W 10 had more issues over the past 3 months than I had with Win 8 over the course of 20 months! Therefore, I now consider W10 a downgrade even to Win 8! The only improvement Win 10 has over Win 8 is the removal of the 'Charms' bar.  Good riddance!
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: "Install this update to resolve issues in Windows."
is it too much to have even the correct information provided on the description field?
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Then nobody would install it
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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..surpassing Windows ME in terms of popularity 
No such problems on a real OS.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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WSUS -> decline -> carry on with my life, never seeing those updates on any of my machines.
It's at times like these I remind myself that the overhead of having my own update server is worth it.
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Hello all,
In my in-laws they have two PS4 consoles.
My brother in-law (the youngest one) has asked me how to open ports in the router to get a better playing experience...
I've never got a console so I don't know how it works, I guess you should be able to select the ports to be used in each console and game, then redirect the traffic to the right console depending on the ports, but I've seen in the Internet (see[^]) that this can't be done...
Anyone with the same configuration has got it to work? and in case it works... how should be done?
Thank you in advance!
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Joan Murt wrote: how to open ports in the router to get a better playing experience...
Define "better" - is something not working at all?
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If you're playing online players are usually connected directly to each other as well as the game server, if two players can't connect (because a connection can't be made through the NAT) then the either their traffic will all go through the game server (increasing lag) or one of the players won't be allowed to join the game.
To help get past the array of routers that may be between the console and the internet you can direct the traffic on specific ports to the console, so a P2P connection can be made.
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DMZ?
Or is there actually anything of value on a PS4?
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