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...this[^]. 
Or is this a Leslie?
/ravi
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Mmmmmm... Bacon...
I shall celebrate with a bacon sandwich.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Every day is bacon day, it's an outrage to try to restrict it to one day.
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Observed, cooked a batch over camp fire this morning
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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My home cure is not quite ready: it should be eatable tomorrow, but I'll wait for Friday so Herself can have some as a birthday breakfast.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think it may have something to do with the fact that it's officially not December 30th but August 30th! The December faction is not to be encouraged. It's not big and it's not clever!
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Who declared this, Ravi? And why didn't I get the memo?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Are Asian jokes just plain wong?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know, all the Asian jokes sound the same to me.
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An hour and a half after reading this I feel like I need to hear another one.
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Better yet, go for the Mime!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Some might consider it a Wonton act, but Chin up, lad. We can always use a new slant on things.*
* remark just for the pun of it - not meant to be taken seriously - please!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They're just not right[^].
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Two Wongs don't make a white, kid.
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Ya, but can she scrounge up a bacon sandwich?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Looks creepy. I want my robots to look like robots, thankyouverymuch. I'm OK with them acting and speaking as human as they want, just don't try to look the part. Gives me the willies.
Does that make me a botist?
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Vark111 wrote: Does that make me a botist
I would think that it makes you a humanist
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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After having seen the picture of the both of them, I'd have to say: No, sorry, I jut got a headache... 
It might disappear if they decide to invent a Debbie-bot, though... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not sure the red dress suits her.
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Two words, Uncanny Valley[^].
Imagine waking up during the night with this thing leaning over you and it says, "I noticed you were having a bad dream, would like me to comfort you?" you scream and then you wake up from that dream with this thing leaning over you and it says, "I noticed you were having a bad dream..."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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ahhhhhhhh!
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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I would definitely disable 'autoplay' on that device.
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