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Reminds me of a visit to a Spanish clothes shop recently, where I was looking to buy some socks.
As I didn't know the Spanish word for socks I pointed down towards my feet.
The assistant went to a drawer, rummaged around and pulled something out saying "Eso si que es?" to which I exclaimed "Yes!"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GOL.
(Groan out loud)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only one reached the far bank - which one?
Cat West? Couldn't have been Bark-leys anyway.
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Hello everybody,
Say you were a .NET dev with 3-5 years experience and you could choose a line to add to your cv, which of these would you prefer?
1 - working in a fully agile environment
2 - developing Saas
3 - an official microsoft certification
4 - javascript
5 - android
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6 - eating bacon butties.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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7 - days of the week! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I hear they are something close to a Bacon and Egg Sanga. Only they're are shite, don't have egg and have some form of arse sauce that is brown coloured.
No wonder you lot eat sheeps stomach and blood filled sausages. Faarrrkkkking idiots the lot of you. Bacon and/or eggs never have sauce on them. Black pepper and nothing else.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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In case the line is enough big you would make a comma separated list 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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best answer so far XD lol
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Yes, I was undecided between the two
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Personally I would go with the solution from pwasser. It is much more smart and it saves a lot of space one the only one available line
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Try to stand out from the pack:
"Working in a fully agile environment developing Saas with an official microsoft certification using javascript on android."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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And a partridge in a pear tree!
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 Please an Explanation for non natives? Thank you in advance.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It's a Christmas song[^]!
Quote: On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Any numbered list is likely to be compared to it (and not always at Christmas!)
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Of those, only 4 and 5 are skills.
The rest just make it look like you're trying to bulk up the page in lieu of actual experience.
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I don't think JS counts as "skill" - "curse" maybe. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Exactly, Javascript is not a skill. It's something you survive through. 
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Cool one  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Japan's maglev[^] trains have been in commercial operation for over a decade, and a video of some guy doing an experiment in his kitchen gets called a "practical demonstration"? 
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I am much more UFO-lover, so I prefer something that is more like "flying saucer"!
Also, I did know of that train, but that didn't catch my sight because I already knew about this, but something that solves the phenomenon of "flying saucer" is much better, and interesting.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Don't think it would be terribly practical for any of us to build a train, now would it?
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