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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Quote: a friend told the couple their son had meningitis
Would you take your child to the hospital just because some friend diagnosed your child?
We might want to slow down on the judgement a bit.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Quote: Would you take your child to the hospital just because some friend diagnosed your child?
No, but if my child shows signs of something as serious a meningitis, I would rush him/her to a proper doctor! The parents have no excuse!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: but if my child shows signs of something as serious a meningitis
Here are most of the symptoms:
Quote: Fever
Severe, persistent headache
Neck stiffness and pain that makes it difficult to touch your chin to your chest
Nausea and vomiting
Confusion and disorientation (acting "goofy")
Drowsiness or sluggishness
Sensitivity to bright light
Poor appetite
Kids get sick like this all the time. One problem kids immune systems have these days is that parents overreact and put their kids on antibiotics for everything. The kids immune system can't get stronger. Just saying.
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Quote: Kids get sick like this all the time
Really? Neck stiffness, confusion, vomiting, disorientation, etc. etc. If your child shows these signs and that is not enough for an urgent call to a doctor, what in heaven's name is required before you take a child for a professional opinion?
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modified 9-Mar-16 15:37pm.
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I don't take my child to the doctor when they sneeze.  Although, when I lived in Mexico, anytime I sneezed, even once, people would ask if I was getting sick. So, I understand everyone has their own threshold. 
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No, but I would take said child if they were "lethargic and becoming stiff".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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jeron1 wrote: lethargic and becoming stiff".
How do you tell that a 19 month old is stiff? What does that even mean? Usually that happens during rigor mortis.
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A 19 month old is very mobile, and motion (mostly running) is almost constant while they are awake. What it means, in my non-MD opinion, is there's potentially a neurological problem. In any case, better safe than sorry.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: better safe than sorry.
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That's why you consult a doctor.
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At what point? What does stiffness in a 19 month old look like?
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RyanDev wrote: How do you tell that a 19 month old is stiff?
What they actually said was that he was starting to watch Kevin McCarthy speeches without throwing up.
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jeron1 wrote: "lethargic and becoming stiff"
Sounds like most of my teenage years. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You are BAD! +5 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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19 MONTHS old not 19 years. Above behavior is normal for a teenager.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There aren't enough prisons in the world to house all the Jehovah's Witnesses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My father-in-law used to chase them down the street, great fun to watch!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You only need to incarcerate the ones that watch their children die, without getting professional help. Cannot be that many of them.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Cannot be that many of them
and reducing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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No bacon? It was obviously doomed to fail.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Dang, can they get a Darwin Award?
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Read the rules. Killing someone else (even your own offspring) does not qualify.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Dang! missed the small print, again 
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And the 'scientist' that started the Anti-Vaxxer movement even admitted he falsified the results and much of his study. And yet people don't get that the data they use to prove their point is ^€%**&$@& FAKE! WAKE UP, IDIOTS!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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