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3 things in this life are certain:
1) Birth (oops, not since 1973 in the U.S.)
2) Taxes (oops, again, not since 1973 in the U.S.)
3) Death (damn; that ain't no life...)
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MacSpudster wrote: Death
Death is just a another birth into another life.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Take it to the Soapbox.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Amen.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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MacSpudster wrote: 3 things in this life are certain:
Web Idiots?
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jschell wrote: Web Idiots?
There's got to be more than 3 of them Shirley!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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There are.
And don't call them Shirley.
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Two questions:
1) What are you smoking?
2) Did you bring enough to share?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'm smoking Canadian Goose.
And, with 30, you betcha I got enough to share! 
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Here[^]
Male/Female person who will do the work at our Upland based company
.. as apposed to...what...??
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: .. as apposed to...what...??
Caitlyn Jenner?
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I suppose then that would be a Male-Female Person... Or perhaps Male->Female Person?
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As opposed to only male person.
I'd rather be phishing!
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From the same add:
Quote: Must be an Internet saavy
If that is the way they spell "savvy", they must be desperate for savvy employees! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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A seventh-order hypertetrasexual?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well I for one have been told that I probably have donkey dna in my genome.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Is that a roundabout way of saying you're a "jackass"?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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They probably mean someone who identifies as either.
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Wow, so much wrong with that job offer... 
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Quote: .. as apposed to...what...??
Maybe a person's gender is a nullable type?
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
modified 27-Jan-16 13:38pm.
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Quote: must be oriented and detail person to do the following jobs:
Just what orientation are they looking for? 
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They are just saving words: it's either a male who strokes women at work, or a woman who strokes men.
Clearly, they are an equal opportunity sexual assault employer.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: must be oriented and detail person to do the following jobs:
[...]
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Would that include grammatical advice?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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