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And yet, he is the only Bond under 6 ft. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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So how tall is that in a logical measure system?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Don't watch the movie!
Cuz, that'd be, like, *REALLY* boring! 
Listen to the movie, too... you'll like it much better. Trust me!
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I thought it was OK. Better than Quantum of Solace but not as good as Skyfall.
They had "borrowed" a LOT of elements from the older Bond movies, especially You Only Live Twice, On Her majesty's Secret Service and Diamonds Are Forever.
Heck the villain even LOOKED like Charles Gray who played Blofeld in Diamonds Are Forever.
But all in all, it wasn't too bad...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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May I recommend the the honourable gentleman try this[^]. Abso-bloody-lutely fan-elephant-tastic! I have this set and I recently read them all back to back. I love the films, pure escapism, but these are 1000x better.
veni bibi saltavi
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I just got a comment on an old thread[^] and it made my day. Not because of what was said, but because of who said it.
It was from @Walt-Fair-Jr
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, I got one as well.
Good to know that he's up and around - it's not been a good year and a half for him, poor guy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After what he went thru (Walt not that gigolo!), it is truly a reason to be happy on every comment from him...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I got one from him as well, nice guy and sure had his share of problems.
Always good to hear from him.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Great, indeed ! 
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Ahhh man, he's back (ish) I saw he was getting better from a post a little while ago. But more recent is good (I had a similar injury myself many moons ago, so I have a rough idea of what he is going through) But Yay Walt good to see ya 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It's the little thing that make you smile
Quote from the missus? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A bulldozer for an electrical line??? Crikey, that's some big cable!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Must come with its own sub-station!
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Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th, Wedding Anniversary.
They had become very famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at this occasion to find out the secret of their well known, ‘Happy going Marriage’.
Editor : ‘Sir, it’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible ?’
Husband, recalling his old honeymoon days said : ‘We had been to the village for our honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected our horses, we both finally started riding on our horses. My horse was pretty O.K. but my wife’s horse seemed a bit crazy.'
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering from her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said : ‘This is your first time.’
She then climbed up the horse, and continued with the ride.
After a while, it happened again. This time she again got up calmly, and said : ‘ This is your second time’, and continued riding.
When the horse dropped her the third time, she slowly took out the revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
The husband shouted at my wife : ‘What did you do !!! You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?’
She gave me a silent look and said : ‘Look, this is your first time.’
Husband : ‘That’s it.......we are happy ever after.’
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Is it really over five years since that one was last posted[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Are we still shooting them?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I like your version better than mine.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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[Realistic Ending]
Husband: You're crazy!
Wife: That is your second time.
Husband: You are a bona-fide psychopath!
Just like with the horse, the wife started slowly takng out the revolver and, seeing this, the fast-draw husband took out his 17-rnd double-stack Glock 17 and lawfully & constitutionally mitigating the threat such that the threat could no longer take out a revolver.
Husband: "That's it... we've lived happily ever after."
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Daniel Miller wrote: and it's only employing like 20 people.
Any author who abuses the word "like" in that fashion is automatically discredited, IMHO. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Any author who abuses the word "like" in that fashion is automatically discredited, IMHO.
Like, totally!
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Daniel Miller wrote: Does anyone know if the following quote is actually true?
No idea but why not? Maybe they use outsourcing/third parties to deal with the minutiae of day-to-day business and just keep a core of staff to work on the important stuff.
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