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It was probably a bugger to wrap a well!
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Wonder the USB port size. 
Cheers
KR
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That thing needs a USB BC port.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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yes 
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They were all automatically removed, so I deleted them.
Then the power failed here... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sitting staring out at the waves and one blond say to the other; "I've slept with a Brazilian".
And the other one says OMG how many is a Brazilian?
OK It's late and I've been fighting gcc all freakin day. I'll get my coat!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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IS it more or less than a gazillion? 
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat!
No stay. Tell us a brazilian more jokes.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Just so's not to pick on blonds on Brazilians to much;
A Canadian guy walks into a bar, on the stool next to him is some footwear. The says to the bartender, "What's this - a boot?"
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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That's very amoosing!
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Have you seen a blonde with a brazilian? Are you sure?
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I've seen a blond Brazilian, but I don't thin it was natural!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Was over at my parents tonight, parked the car out front on the side of the road.
Some idiot bumped into my mirror, that didn't end well...
Just found out on my way home.
I wonder what that's going to cost me... 
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A roll of duct tape, a stick and a small mirror. 
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The lease company isn't going to like that... (Neither is the police for that matter).
I hope their insurance covers it, but of course I can't prove I didn't do it.
And I've got my own risk.
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Watch: John Lewis Christmas advert 2015 [^]
A veritable potpourri of some of the best Xmas ads from the last few years. for those that like this sort of thing. Bit too slushy for me.
Oh, and I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas! 
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And let me be the first to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Bollocks - didn't see that. 
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And a very festive Tree & Turkey Day to you too!
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May I recommend you look on YouTube for "Fascinating Aida Christmas song".
That.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quote: I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas!
You're not the first - you're about 11 months late! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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The Guardian's view[^] is, well, .....
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