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Incandescent?
Peruvian = Incan
Lineage = descent
Andy B
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Yes indeed - we have a winner. Good show 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: When I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook.
Which movie?
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Drop Dead Fred[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A Good Marriage[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Spartacus
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No, I'm Spartacus!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Twitters
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Hannibal Lecter - The Hunger Games
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Social Network.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can I get a golf shirt, with golf clubs built into the sleeves?
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And a frickin' laser on the collar?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And a pair of golf pants with plenty of rooms for the balls? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was inspiring story, indeed! He is living life in productive way.
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There is a town in Scotland called Dull.
Care to guess where it's twinned with? Google Maps[^] 
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They should make a triple with this place: Langweiler[^]
I leave it to you to translate the name. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I thought all German cities were named "Ausfahrt" - That's what it says on the signs on the highway at least... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But you don't think that all bigger streets in Ausfahrt are named 'Stop'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And all Dutch trains go to Vertrek, according to the platform notices.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As long as neither is associated with this [^] town - all is well.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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