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You've found Solomon's Mines?
The Lost City of Atlantis?
The secret of David Cameron's appeal?
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OriginalGriff wrote: The secret of David Cameron's appeal?
You lost me completely here.
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OriginalGriff wrote: The secret of David Cameron's appeal?
Expensive lawyers.
Lots of them.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have heard tales of wonderful land where no-one knows of, gives a fabout or discusses Noel Edmonds and his Ickesque meltdown.
veni bibi saltavi
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If I paint myself black and put a handle on my head can I come with you as hand luggage?
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The car is in the region of full and we're not leaving until the end of July. Well July we go to Hungary and then off on our African Adventure at the end of August with a return date currently set some time in summer 2020 
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you taking a long piece of string and using two tin cans to act as an acoustic modem, or are you going to be out of contact with here? And how will Gordons know where to send the tanker?
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Allegedly they have interwebs where we are going. And alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
veni bibi saltavi
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Where do we send the pith helmet and khaki shorts?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: stories will be told, scars exposed and treasures revealed
Going to rob the pharaohs?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Worse he's moving to West Brom to become a yam yam
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No, he's heard there's big money to be made smuggling refugees across.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You're trying to join ISIS, aren't you?
Or making their weekly Gin delivery?
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27h...Like Barcelona - Tangier...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes like that. Not that, but like that. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Your part is to raise your staff and stretch out your hand over the sea and divide it...
Better grow a long white beard  )
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: long white beard
Huh? Moses was an Egyptian citizen and still a young man when they crossed the Red Sea. If he had a beard at all (most Egyptian men did not) it would have been one of those elaborate plaited jobs and definitely not white.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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And you are arguing about the facial hair of a myth!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Nope. I'm arguing about the facial hair of a legend. There is a considerable difference.
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Are you looking at becoming a Juniper berry producer?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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Not much chance of that either side of the Med. Juniper's a North European native. He could just stay in England for supplies!
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I wasn't trying to be serious with my reply though
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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Welcome to the Law of Unintended Consequence! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I'm...
Faarrrkkkk off. You're in Euroland, nothing is far away. Come on down to Oz, and then tell me about long distances and travel time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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