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Would a bell curve of ghost sightings be a paranormal distribution?
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AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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as long as measured with parameter
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Now that's the spirit! On the other hand, maybe I spook too soon, and a shade harshly.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: maybe I spook too soon
Premature conjuring? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Premature ectojaculation?
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A problem with old code(rs).
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't believe in statistics - It spooks me! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sure, I don't know what else one would exSpecter.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if they had not been poisson'd.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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fishing for a compliment?
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Your question will haunt me the rest of the day.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Boooooooooooooo!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?"
I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
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She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I wouldn't complain...sure I can think of better subjects.
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Pom Pey wrote: A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?"
I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum!
I am filing a discrimination complaint.
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Pualee wrote: I am filing a discrimination complaint.
You might want to find a reason for filing a complaint other than discrimination.
It's only discrimination if it's true.
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I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, 2018.
Do you change your binary name every year?
Just curious. 
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You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone.
I am as tuned in as I can get.
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Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 5-Jan-18 19:05pm.
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Awww...you let the cat out of the bag on that one.
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Pom Pey wrote: I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
so apparently her inclination to try to start a conversation with you was misplaced.
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