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I feel sorry for his wife...
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Who told they are from one wife? 
(But really. Once I met someone who had 7 wives!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Was he coming from St. Ives?
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No where in that article does it explain how on earth he manages to afford that many wives! 
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No, they manage ...
... to feed themselves and kids, and also to share him among themselves. 
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PJ Arends wrote: I feel sorry for his wife...
or wives?
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Those are only the ones he knows about.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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All I got to say is that I wouldn't have enough energy to even push the grocery cart.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Why do you rotate your kids? Doesn't that make them dizzy? 
/ravi
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They are dizzy by definition 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Your kids rotate?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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And never stop...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mine is here[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I use the Bing desktop thingy to change it every hour.
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Isn't it nice having someone else in control of your PC?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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A lucky shot of one of my parlor eagles: http://i.imgur.com/dOq6ZBr.jpg[^]
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I won't post a pic, but rather, just describe it:
Solid color, black. Since the days of Windows 3.1.
Whenever I've tried to use an actual wallpaper, I've always changed it back within a day.
As a bonus, when I migrate PCs, I don't have to remember to backup my wallpaper file...
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I just changed my Wallpaper to a screenshot of this thread. 
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I have a picture of Mrs Wife what was taken for some modelling she did last year. It is decent, but I'm not sharing.
veni bibi saltavi
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I wrote an app to rotate photos randomly (for XP) - here's some of them (my stuff).
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Some are formatted for my old monitors
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I've got one of the APOD pictures (I think): Dropbox - earth from iss.jpg[^]
(I can't find it on the APOD site, so I copied it to dropbox)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I posted that earlier in this thread.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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