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... when you wake up after a night drinking ...
... and you're lying next to someone. You have no idea who they are, ...
... or how you met, ...
... or why they're dead.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Don't worry, you get used to it after a few times. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Cannot remember if I've told this story on here before or not, but it's a cracker so here goes.
When I was at uni in Leicester I woke up one morning lying on a floor, a cold, hard floor.
Looking up I saw a woman wearing bra and panties standing astride me cooking bacon.
She made herself a bacon sandwich, sat at the table, ate it, left the room, came back dressed as a nurse and left the house.
Throughout this time I remained lying on the floor, she didn't speak a word to me nor I to her.
Getting up after she left I discovered the house empty and let myself out.
Walked around a while til I worked out where I was then went home.
No idea who she was or how I got there.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: wearing bra and panties standing astride me cooking bacon.
ChrisElston wrote: dressed as a nurse
Why the hell didn't you marry her? 
ChrisElston wrote: She made herself a bacon sandwich
Oh I understand now. 
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Chris, when you next get to speak to the council about the shed issue, just recount that tale and as they shrink under your awesomeness they'll agree to anything. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... or why they're dead.
What's even worse is you don't know whether to call the coroner or the dog pound?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... or why they're dead
The person probably woke up first, noticed who he/she shagged, and then suicided.
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Do you watch NCIS? This was the storyline of a recently aired episode.
Schenectady? What am I doing in Schenectady?
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The has a ring of BBC Radio 4 to it, possibly 4 Extra?
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You're such a freak Vilmos.
Everything was OK until the...or why they're dead.
Always enjoy your posts....but
WTE have you done.
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