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.....or teaching your first born how to ride one.
Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on.
The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering
(I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)
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Mine was called Karen, met her at a Christmas party.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You would never guess he is 35 would you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You calling him Bradley because he drives it like an American in a AFV?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sorry don't get your reference but I was talking of Sir Bradley.[^]
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If he's likely to damage himself riding a bike, maybe it would be safer to just give him your car keys.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shirley it'd be a screwdriver rather than keys?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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only if hes from liverpool (or luton) (and dont call him shirley)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I still remember those days when I used to get up early in the morning to practice...
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